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Perfect fit!

How would you describe yourself? https://media.giphy.com/media/BzkSjp227lEFbMKFff/giphy.gif Giphy Oh boy have I got the perfect "social" media platform for you!

Accidentally setting your alarm on the weekend.

So... my son forgot it wasn't a school day and set his alarm to volume 11. So this will be me for the rest of the day... https://media.giphy.com/media/600NkUr3c1gQ8zCE4o/giphy.gif Giphy

If you have been in a coma for a month.

Please don't look at coin market cap. https://media.giphy.com/media/NbgeJftsErO5q/giphy.gif Giphy

I need some help.

I am in kind of a bind. Can someone please loan me $9 Billion? https://media.giphy.com/media/B0dqvPg0rFW0M/giphy.gif Giphy If you think you don't have it to spare, just check your steem wallet.

What did you just say?

When one of my students asks if he can opt out of today's test because he is exhausted from playing Fortnite all night. https://media.giphy.com/media/BoC8S6tN3umpmwZEQw/giphy.gif Giphy

Am I overdressed?

When you walk into a kindergarten graduation and realize you may be a little overdressed for the occasion. https://media.giphy.com/media/jWoYElHRmAVw8FTthZ/giphy.gif Giphy

Hero

My wife's reaction when I fill the dishwasher the way she likes it done. https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-16-2018/ucOTTv.gif Makeagif Sadly this is not a euphemism for anything more fun.

Almost time for report cards

Well it is almost time to hand out report cards. i guess I better star practicing saying this... https://media.giphy.com/media/d2W7eZX5z62ziqdi/giphy.gif Giphy

This is no cave!

Looks like Odell Beckham Jr. is getting ready to take care of some mynoks. https://media.giphy.com/media/5w0zYBCFQSR4AuPNrp/giphy.gif Giphy If you don't get it, it's a Star Wars thing... and I'm a hu…