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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 27, 2017, 9:02 PM UTC

Death of a Bipolar Stutterer - A suicide poem

People are so cruel Only the rich and sinful rule Power is a scary thing Anyone not in the know Will be forced to live down below Perfection is a farce Looking for it will drive you mad The world is…

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 16, 2017, 10:47 AM UTC

More Haiku

My snake did not hiss He just wanted to eat fish That made him happy Thunder crashes loud Rain hits the tin roof steady Great sleeping weather

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 13, 2017, 3:54 PM UTC

Itchy

Dead in a fiery crash From scratching a nasty rash He was really a nice guy But thing went horribly awry If he wasn't stubborn as a rock He would have seen the doc That's a lesson to you What ever yo…

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 13, 2017, 3:37 PM UTC

Camille

Camille was mostly green A regular eating machine But meat she abhorred It was greens she adored Lettuce and kale, broccoli and peas Really anything that is green Her tail she could whip If she thoug…

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 12, 2017, 7:44 PM UTC

Life Lessons - Respect

Slim, slam, stay calm in a traffic jam. Crack, whack, eat right to prevent a heart attack. Slip, slap, use flares when changing a flat. Crunch, bunch, close your mouth while you munch. Hurl, pearl, w…

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 12, 2017, 5:14 PM UTC

Life - Haiku

Life can be tough. Money, its never enough. It's also too short!

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 12, 2017, 5:08 PM UTC

Weekends - Haiku

Yippee, it's Friday. Running crazy Saturday. Lazy is Sunday.

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 12, 2017, 5:01 PM UTC

Night TV - Haiku

Like infomercials? Something must be wrong with you. It's insomnia!

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 11, 2017, 4:44 PM UTC

Albert

For an old man he is in good shape. Over his apartment door plastic bags he drapes. To say he is a germaphobe would be understated. For anything dirty he has surely hated. For hours and hours he swee…

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hontoon101
@hontoon101 Jul 10, 2017, 4:10 PM UTC

10 Minutes to Live

What would you do if you had ten minutes to live? Make amends with an estranged relative? Admit all your sins and ask forgiveness from God? Crank up the volume on your I-pod? Call your best friend? C…

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