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HugMug
@hugmug Aug 10, 2018, 9:19 AM UTC

Muscles For Daughters

# @HugMug ## **Warning: Disturbing Imagery & Language ** # 1 The dead phone was now a tightly clutched weapon. Curled up in a box without light had disorientated his sense of time. Noises outside…

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@hugmug Jun 6, 2018, 7:07 AM UTC

》Alien Diarrhea (500 word story) 《 @HugMug

## @HugMug # The first alien words ever deciphered by humanity were ‘Fuck, I really need to piss from my arse.’ Linguists were too embarrassed to reveal that the translation - which had won them a no…

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@hugmug Jun 2, 2018, 6:56 AM UTC

Psychopaths Can Save Humanity - An Introduction

In this modest and efficient series, we will put forward a solution to solve many of the world’s major problems by tricking 50,000 psychopaths into entering a Benevolent Evil Psycho Battle To Rescue…

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@hugmug Apr 15, 2018, 9:49 AM UTC

》 Sweet Ass Titbits About Homosexuality 《 @HugMug

> Most likely you were taught in school that homosexuality was devised shortly after World War II because women became ugly and fat due to all the conquered German pastries they were consuming. In…

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@hugmug Apr 3, 2018, 8:35 PM UTC

》 Destruction of Kindness 《 @HugMug

> People think it’s strange that me and my brother fall asleep hugging. They issued us names because something had to tarnish the blanks on the labour registration. Our bodies had matured to the p…

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@hugmug Mar 15, 2018, 2:27 PM UTC

50 word ｆｉｃｔｉｏｎ》Ｈｕｎｔｅｄ to Death 《 @HugMug

Screaming. Assassinates silence. Might attract peril. Enemies are still close. They’ll execute me on sight. Who could forgive the burning of their village? Should I take this prisoner back home? Risk…

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@hugmug Mar 11, 2018, 4:58 PM UTC

Kidnapped in South Korea - Part 2 《@HugMug

>“Are you wearing underwear?” was the first question they asked. The sense of comfort was fleeting. ‘I’m... not sure.’ was my reply. Part One The onset of summer that year had left me giddy and ol…

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@hugmug Mar 7, 2018, 6:44 PM UTC

Kidnapped in South Korea <<@HugMug

@HugMug >After my face hit the netting, someone began to smash my head repeatedly into the grassy ground. Most people's reaction would be, ‘Ouch, this hurts. Please make it stop. ' Seoul is a conc…

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@hugmug Feb 23, 2018, 3:57 PM UTC

Kinky Insects #3　《@HugMug

# # 1 --- # 2 >Many married men might relish the idea of being able to plonk down on the couch watching TV whilst their penis wandered off to the bedroom to take care of business. The orb spider p…

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@hugmug Feb 22, 2018, 5:21 PM UTC

Blowing up Grandma 《@HugMug

> The dynamite explosives, procured to involuntarily euthanise the planet's population of Grandmas, were dubbed 'Gran-ite' by the tabloids. Ever since international courts approved the fast food i…

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