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@hyperbole

An unconventional blogger. You probably know more about where I'm going with this than I do.

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hyperbole
@hyperbole Jul 23, 2019, 6:52 PM UTC

Earth and lightbulbs

Sometimes I like to just let my brain be. Instead of all the nonsense that usually fills it, or any of that intelligent, productive thinking others so seem to enjoy (a few of them, at the very least)…

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@hyperbole Jul 18, 2019, 11:41 PM UTC

Floury words

When flowery words start to fail you, try some floury words instead. Speak of bread in its rich simplicity, speak of cookies and cakes and the rest. Speak of bagels and baguettes, of doughs sour and…

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@hyperbole Jul 17, 2019, 6:56 PM UTC

Good days, bad days, and lying to myself

On my good days I wonder what I can do for the world, for people around me, and in general for those in need. I usually don’t get much past the wondering stage, but hey- at least I try. On my evil da…

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@hyperbole Jul 16, 2019, 6:36 PM UTC

What's wrong with fairy tale beginnings?

Once upon a time, though I don’t really understand how something can be upon a time, or that what follows only happened once- actually, I'm not really sure what follows yet. We should probably figure…

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@hyperbole Feb 15, 2019, 9:38 PM UTC

I'm ... Confused

Yesterday a friend asked me to take the enneagram test, and down the rabbit hole I went. Me being who I am, I immediately started looking into personality tests, which was something I've started look…

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@hyperbole Feb 12, 2019, 7:52 PM UTC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Sorry 'bout that. I started typing a post, a fun little writing exercise. Got about halfway through, my computer crashes... but not to worry, I…

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@hyperbole Jan 8, 2019, 7:46 PM UTC

Obsessions

Alright, so… food? Always food. I just don’t understand why people think I’m obsessed, I just think about food pretty much… constantly. Alright, fine, maybe I am obsessed. But hey, there are worse th…

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@hyperbole Jan 8, 2019, 12:43 AM UTC

Talking walls

The boy turned and stared at the wall. And the wall stared back. And spoke. ”What are you staring at?” The boy was shocked. “What in the living #@$%?” ”Actuallythe #@$% isn’t living. And it gets very…

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@hyperbole Nov 30, 2018, 8:44 PM UTC

Peanut Butter - Part 2

It seems I’ve finally been corrupted. I generally don’t like to do serials, mostly to avoid the word – we try not to associate with such thigs, it makes people think of uncomfortable things like murd…

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@hyperbole Nov 30, 2018, 12:44 AM UTC

closed eyes

I close my eyes, then open them again. Now why on earth did I do that? Why, exactly, was I closing my eyes like that? It feels sorta pointless, especially since it basically was purposeless. I just d…

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