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Joshua

@iamscifi

I hope this box has plenty of available characters. Just checked, there's not. Such a limited space couldn't describe even the simplest form of sentience. Blarg

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Joshua
@iamscifi Dec 28, 2019, 4:01 AM UTC

Hard Decision.

$??.?? How do I price a memory? The memory of my fave person between the ages of 5 & 13ish—when he suddenly died. He was the only person who knew how I needed to be treated as a child—I realize a…

8 upvotes 1 replies $0.00
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 17, 2019, 2:01 AM UTC

Vampire-Duck Wars!

(Artist's note: These vampires were killed by my dead grandfather, over 30 years ago.) $200 Get ready for the fight of your life! <Embraces you from behind, Biden-whispering into your rightmost ov…

121 upvotes 1 replies $1.20
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 15, 2019, 10:54 PM UTC

Depression Sink.

$80 Don’t let that Depression Sink in. I’m sorry. I can’t be as funny with this one—yet. Weeping & typing juxtaposed wet & slow. I’ve lost friends & a brother to suicidal depression. In r…

24 upvotes 1 replies $4.20
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 13, 2019, 5:15 PM UTC

Fuck this 'one chapter at a time' shit. Here's the whole short story, 'Infin(ite)ration.'

Image credit https://www.kuhmali.com/ Preface—An unfamiliar welcome, likely brought to you by one surface or another. Thank you for tuning in to ‘The Radio Station at the End of the Universe.’ DJ Ric…

132 upvotes 4 replies $1.54
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 9, 2019, 9:56 PM UTC

Infin(ite)ration: A short story—one chapter at a time. Chapter 4.

Image credit https://www.kuhmali.com/ Before you start this, if you haven't read the preface, it's here. https://steemit.com/writing/@iamscifi/infin-ite-ration-a-short-story-one-chapter-at-a-time Cha…

438 upvotes 6 replies $5.18
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 9, 2019, 1:18 AM UTC

Infin(ite)ration: A short story—one chapter at a time. Chapter 3.

Image credit https://www.kuhmali.com/ Before you start this, if you haven't read the preface, it's here. https://steemit.com/writing/@iamscifi/infin-ite-ration-a-short-story-one-chapter-at-a-time Cha…

3 upvotes 1 replies $0.01
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 9, 2019, 12:49 AM UTC

Fetish School Desk Chair!

$150 Used, still works. I never used this as a fetish desk chair. But, let's be real. Why else would you be looking for a school desk chair? Other than to fulfil those latent student/Teacher desires.…

31 upvotes 2 replies $0.45
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 9, 2019, 12:29 AM UTC

Just ran across this hilarious site.

http://dickening.com/ Who thinks McAfee is going to fall to pieces? Will he go from capitalist to cannibalist? I can see it hitting $100k by then.

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Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 7, 2019, 10:07 PM UTC

Breeding Pair of Big Dickie Birds & Green-Footed Wooden Homestead!

$35 (Sold) The two finest specimens the world can possibly offer—considering them to be the only specimens the world offers. Wait, are you guys getting offers from the world that I don’t know about?…

8 upvotes 2 replies $0.03
Joshua
@iamscifi Nov 7, 2019, 9:23 PM UTC

Infin(ite)ration: A short story—one chapter at a time. Chapter 2.

Image credit https://www.kuhmali.com/ Before you start this, if you haven't read the preface, it's here. https://steemit.com/writing/@iamscifi/infin-ite-ration-a-short-story-one-chapter-at-a-time Cha…

1 upvotes 1 replies $0.00