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Intrusive🌩Thinker

@intrusivethinker

Experiencing weird thoughts since 1880. Fictional persona full of black goo. Like what you read even after 7 days? Consider: ⬇️ I appreciate the f**k out of it!

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Mar 10, 2019, 11:34 PM UTC

"'NSFW' is really more like a quality label than a warning..."

"Fun and/or irritation incoming!" https://media.giphy.com/media/sN9R0C9EW9R6w/giphy.gif ### | Worried? ###### Please read the DISCLAIMER. --- ### | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? ###### If you like what yo…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Feb 19, 2019, 7:04 PM UTC

"Just one more reload on https://thispersondoesnotexist.com ..."

"...to dive deeper into these AI generated faces. Let the uncanny valley take you, until you won't even know anymore, if you are a real person yourself." Go here: https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Feb 18, 2019, 11:27 AM UTC

"I want to drink that boiling hot coffee in one decisive gulp."

"Waky waky in no time." https://media.giphy.com/media/l46Cbqvg6gxGvh2PS/giphy.gif ### | Worried? ###### Please read the DISCLAIMER. --- ### | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? ###### If you like what you read…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Dec 28, 2018, 1:58 PM UTC

"People are 3D printers."

"On several ends..." https://media.giphy.com/media/pPQNz9pZaP1EA/giphy.gif #whathasbeenread #youknowittobetrue ### | Worried? ###### Please read the DISCLAIMER. --- ### | Amused? Amazed? Aroused? ###…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Nov 29, 2018, 12:03 PM UTC

"I should totally have an intensive look at Junji Ito's work before going to sleep."

"Oh, that didn't go too well, did it? Maybe if you just look at some more the next night. Or you spoil yourself with some art from Will Burke? Enter the dreamverse well-prepared and with an armor har…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Nov 23, 2018, 4:15 PM UTC

"I should buy the first end user device available that links my brain directly with the internet or an AI..."

"...and ruin my mind through a sloppy firmware update." https://media.giphy.com/media/1yT8T3tCobJWlMW7NO/giphy.gif #fearofmissingout #biohackerman #transhumanistgoals ### | Worried? ###### Please rea…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Nov 14, 2018, 4:05 PM UTC

"I could put my thumbs on that guy's eyes and..."

"...push them into his skull, without anyone intervening until it's already too late. The same could be done to me. What terrifying abilities we have!" https://media.giphy.com/media/ZGd3pUcmSJAKk/gip…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Nov 8, 2018, 8:29 AM UTC

"Stand up and interrupt your colleagues' little chat with 'Ahh, you only say that, because you're unfit to procreate!...'"

"...'You aren't fooling anyone! Pathetic!' Then just sit down and stare into your computer screen." https://media.giphy.com/media/XjEvy8X8XB6Yo/giphy.gif #thetruthwillsetyoufree ### | Worried? ######…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Nov 7, 2018, 2:11 PM UTC

"The older I get, the more my life choices tend to be either 'why the f**k not?!" or "The hell no!'..."

"I might be onto something!" >Wanna try that Absinthe from Eastern Europe? > >– Why the freaking hell not!? I always wanted to know how to feel wasted the Bohemian way. Embrace me, green fai…

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Intrusive🌩Thinker
@intrusivethinker Oct 26, 2018, 10:56 PM UTC

"If a glass plate teleported between my head and my shoulders just for a hundredth of a second and then disappeared..."

"...would the effects of the decapitation be deadly or would the nerves of my spine still do their work?" https://media.giphy.com/media/Xz5fPy9BGr3r2/giphy.gif ### | Worried? ###### Please read the D…

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