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jamespeach1990

@jamespeach1990

Sport scientist, aerialist, cat dad

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Mar 20, 2018, 2:16 AM UTC

Story time

One of the lesser known stories from the rebooting of Doctor Who is the time that Christopher Eccleston was nearly hit by a bus whilst walking to the studio. He was about to cross the road when a mag…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Feb 15, 2018, 12:45 PM UTC

OLAF - a parody of “Gaston” from Beauty and the Beast

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Olaf Looking so melted and glum Every snowman would love to be like you, Olaf From the palace right down to the slums No snowman around's as admired as you, You're ev…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Jan 29, 2018, 8:56 PM UTC

"I can help you start over", he said. " But they regret it...they always regret it."

Her life was a mess. It seemed that every decision, no matter how small, had dire consequences. Arts degree at university? Failed every class. Making coffee at a local cafe? Managed to give two peopl…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Jan 28, 2018, 12:45 AM UTC

"I can help you start over", he said. " But they regret it...they always regret it."

Her life was a mess. It seemed that every decision, no matter how small, had dire consequences. Arts degree at university? Failed every class. Making coffee at a local cafe? Managed to give two peopl…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Jan 25, 2018, 5:29 AM UTC

LIVE THEE ON A PRAYER - a pop sonnet

On the docks didst Tommy work; union strikes. Times, be they tough; sees not signs from above. In the tavern dost Gina slave; wage hikes. Bringeth she home her pay, her man doth love. Lo, for Tommy’s…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Jan 5, 2018, 11:21 PM UTC

RATHER FLIE FOR A WHYTE GENTLEMAN - a pop sonnet

Attend me, for all the ladies doth say Ye good sir, thou art most desirable! Lo, hard be it to get along today; Popular be not he, untirable. He’s nonplusséd and lacking in style, He gets it not, and…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Jan 2, 2018, 4:04 AM UTC

THE BADDE TOUCHE - a pop sonnet

Sweat! Sex, it doth be like a Texas drought. We do things of which only Prince would tell. Put thy hand down my pants, rummage about; Nuts shalt thou feel, and call ye me Siskel. Of the two handed to…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Dec 31, 2017, 4:08 AM UTC

GET THEE LOW - a pop sonnet.

Face thou t'ward the window, and t'ward the wall. As summer's dew drips down my manly bag Behold thee as these three inch fools doth crawl, Blow ye thy load, thou lily-livered slag! As shorty dances…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Dec 31, 2017, 3:01 AM UTC

James Peach, aerialist, sport scientist and bartender

How to sum up a person in a few paragraphs? I like the ancient Egyptian idea of the ren, the secret name unique to each person that summarises their existence. If each of us knew our own, it would be…

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jamespeach1990
@jamespeach1990 Dec 31, 2017, 2:28 AM UTC

James Peach, aerialist, sport scientist and bartender

How to sum up a person in a few paragraphs? I like the ancient Egyptian idea of the ren, the secret name unique to each person that summarises their existence. If each of us knew our own, it would be…

6 upvotes 3 replies $2.60