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jazztasm

@jazztasm

I code, work with dogs, and craft headlines

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jazztasm
@jazztasm Sep 19, 2018, 11:16 PM UTC

Mountain lion enters Boulder hotel

Someone left the front door to the lobby open, and the cat wandered in. It was scared back out by two guests and their leashed dog. https://bit.ly/2Davf8t

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@jazztasm Aug 18, 2018, 12:16 AM UTC

'Fat Cat' up for adoption in Morton Grove, Illinois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xqy2_hNo4M He's got extra toes and likes to stand on his hind legs. Don't miss the video: https://bit.ly/2Bsw8Iq

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@jazztasm Aug 15, 2018, 4:56 PM UTC

Hippo spanker wanted by LA cops

Someone was seen spanking the rear end of a hippopatamus at the LA Zoo: https://bit.ly/2Bg3MBi

14 upvotes 0 replies $0.06
jazztasm
@jazztasm Aug 13, 2018, 9:02 PM UTC

Scooter Hate is now a thing

Customers of "scooter for hire" companies are leaving the damn things everywhere: https://bitly.com/

16 upvotes 1 replies $1.22
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@jazztasm Aug 8, 2018, 12:49 AM UTC

Teen mortified publicly on jumbotron

A woman, presumably his mother, began dancing in close proximity to the teen, who then hid inside his t-shirt: https://bit.ly/2vstMEi

16 upvotes 1 replies $1.01
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@jazztasm Aug 4, 2018, 10:22 PM UTC

Scientists blame Bermuda Triangle disappearances on monster waves, not aliens

Apparently, massive rogue waves have been pulling planes out of the sky: https://bit.ly/2vbY9P5

14 upvotes 0 replies $0.04
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@jazztasm Aug 3, 2018, 2:52 PM UTC

Despite availability of free condoms, CDC warns against reusing them

Because "people are apparently trying to stretch their dollars": https://bit.ly/2va0ieb

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@jazztasm Jul 31, 2018, 9:14 PM UTC

Your daily alligator sighting on Florida front porch

It's not like this doesn't happen, well, every day down there: https://bit.ly/2vqt9tV

17 upvotes 1 replies $1.05
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@jazztasm Jul 30, 2018, 9:31 PM UTC

Blatantly liberty-phobic Brits complain about how their co-workers drink tea

Is there anything Europeans will just let you do in any damn way you want to do it? https://bit.ly/2Ap6Zhw

16 upvotes 1 replies $1.09
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@jazztasm Jul 27, 2018, 6:10 PM UTC

Zoo in Egypt denies painting donkeys to look like zebras

Visitors to the zoo thought two zebras seemed to have "smudging" stripes: https://bit.ly/2K2px6y

15 upvotes 3 replies $0.07