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jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Apr 27, 2018, 4:37 AM UTC

POKEMON, HQ TRIVIA, AND THE MARVEL COMIC UNIVERSE - A [drunken] rant

All good things come to an end. That’s a fact people. People die. Love dies. Fads die. When the Pokemon app came out, nerds and non-nerds alike were running out (and off cliffs) to catch these digita…

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jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Mar 29, 2018, 6:37 AM UTC

Is HODL just a big JOKE? A [drunken] rant

I've lost thousands of dollars. As simple of a statement as that is to type, it's an extremely loaded sentence to read. Your first thought might be, "fuck you, I've lost more." Or you might think, "c…

16 upvotes 11 replies $5.20
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jan 11, 2018, 1:10 AM UTC

ETH to the Moon & Keeping Clowns In Space Movie afloat.

> Verne Troyer as the Emperor of the 9 Planet Federation So, anyone that follows the market knows that Etherium has been making a HUGE move recently. I was fortunate enough to have found a wallet…

20 upvotes 20 replies $3.00
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jan 7, 2018, 3:11 AM UTC

Tattoos, love and XKCD - A [buzzed] rant.

My friend says that the way I date women is like I’m standing on the edge of a cliff, overlooking a sea of women, and I see the first one making eye contact with me… I throw myself off the cliff. 1 N…

11 upvotes 18 replies $5.61
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jan 6, 2018, 10:37 AM UTC

NEW YEARS Veterinarian ER visit and PERSONAL Attacks - A [drunken] rant

First off, this is Fred. -/-/-/- Recently a friend of mine posted on Facebook that he was finally coming out as believing something that he KNEW most of his friends thought was ridiculous. For the sa…

29 upvotes 27 replies $8.86
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Dec 8, 2017, 9:52 AM UTC

Timing is Everything; Wild Fires, TGI Fridays and The Colonel - A Drunken Rant

1 In three days I’m producing a feature with one of the most ridiculous directors, let alone people I’ve ever met. He’s eccentric, passionate, and 68… which has it’s own challenges. I’ve mused that i…

80 upvotes 12 replies $21.08
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jun 30, 2017, 8:42 AM UTC

GET OUT and being forced to relate to Allison Williams - A [drunken] rant about this fucked up life.

# One of the biggest goals of a filmmaker with relation to the audience is to create a character in the story, that each and everyone of us can relate to. Whether that's the hero we wish we were; or…

60 upvotes 48 replies $2.30
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jun 23, 2017, 11:05 AM UTC

OUTSIDE LANDS vs. COACHELLA - or a [drunk AF] rant about why my friends don't give me my own room.

Friend groups can really be a problem sometimes. Check that. Planning shit with your friend groups can be a problem sometimes. I'll put this rant here, because the people involved aren't on this site…

60 upvotes 22 replies $1.00
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jun 23, 2017, 1:07 AM UTC

OLD FASHIONED'S and MAN'S BEST FRIEND - A [happy hour] rant about a couple sh*tty film ideas.

They say prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, and for that reason, I think my favorite term for a hand-job is an "old-fashioned." >Not this kind of Old Fashioned... I love the nobil…

128 upvotes 8 replies $2.83
jhermanbeans
@jhermanbeans Jun 21, 2017, 11:22 PM UTC

Minnow Support Project, and positive Discord - A [happy hour] rant.

Not since I went to a high school church youth group meeting to try and score with a girl I liked, have I found a community that is this positive. Thanks @zeartul for this awesome Minnow Whale. @aggr…

79 upvotes 1 downvotes 30 replies $13.04