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Joe Caffeine

@joecaffeine

Comedy, Community and Coffee

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Mar 3, 2018, 9:58 PM UTC

Top 10 Reasons YOU Might be a BITCOIN ADDICT...

https://youtu.be/CX20PmWQtL4 You Might be a Bitcoin Addict, if… 10) You change your cat’s name to "Satoshi." 9) You consider yourself an astronaut - but only when it comes to... moonshots. 8) The onl…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 29, 2017, 7:43 PM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE (I love donuts)

# I hate it when I think I'm buying organic veggies and when I get home discover they're just regular donuts. ************************************************* -- ( Joe Caffeine's Shameless Plug... S…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 28, 2017, 9:52 PM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE (Definition of FEAR)

# You don't know "fear" until you hear somebody cough under your bed. ************************************************* -- ( Joe Caffeine's Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick H…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 27, 2017, 12:23 PM UTC

JERRY BANFIELD (My insight)

https://youtu.be/LfBDVot4h4s In all honesty, Jerry Banfield ( https://steemit.com/@jerrybanfield ) is the biggest reason I'm on Steemit.com. I actually started following him when I bought his awesome…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 26, 2017, 9:53 PM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE (Body of a 25 year old...)

I have the body of a 25 year old athlete, but it's taking up too much room in my freezer. ************************************************* -- ( Joe Caffeine's Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 26, 2017, 1:29 AM UTC

Goodbye Steemit...

Wish I had more time, but two cents a day doesn't help me find it.

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 25, 2017, 11:30 AM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE (Morgan Freeman)

# I want to be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories. ************************************************* Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Profess…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 25, 2017, 12:26 AM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE (I like to Reminisce)

# I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - Steven Wright ************************************************* Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 24, 2017, 11:12 AM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE

# I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. ************************************************* Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professio…

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Joe Caffeine
@joecaffeine Jul 24, 2017, 3:35 AM UTC

TODAY'S JOKE

# I'm sick of following my dreams. Just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. ************************************************* Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEI…

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