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@jokes4life Mar 9, 2018, 10:14 AM UTC

Blondes and airplanes

# hello steemians, Let ys enjoy the jike of the Blondes and airplanes , A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the…

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@jokes4life Feb 21, 2018, 10:30 AM UTC

Bored As a Kid

# hello steemians, When you're a kid, man, you just started doing something, it was fun... Remember you'd be in the other room, bored, complete burnout time: 'Man, I'm bored, man.' You just make some…

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@jokes4life Feb 19, 2018, 9:56 AM UTC

Height makes the difference

# hello steemians, Height makes all the difference. Tall guy walks around with a trench coat, he looks like Wyatt Earp or something cool like that. I put one on, you know what I look like? I look lik…

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@jokes4life Feb 18, 2018, 1:30 PM UTC

Medical Simples

# hello steemians, enjoy the jokes, I hope you all like it An old man and his wife went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample. The man was slightly deaf…

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@jokes4life Feb 17, 2018, 8:53 AM UTC

Airplane Safety

# hello steemit, I got on the plane yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side -- maybe he'll get suc…

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@jokes4life Feb 16, 2018, 7:59 AM UTC

Trouble

# hello steemit, I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to sm…

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@jokes4life Feb 14, 2018, 10:22 AM UTC

Arm trouble

# hello comedy lovers, A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man's sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. "Hel…

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@jokes4life Feb 13, 2018, 8:34 AM UTC

Goes to the doctor

# hello steemit, A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into the waiting room and says, "Apparent…

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@jokes4life Feb 12, 2018, 10:27 AM UTC

A pig in a bar

# hello steemit, with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the ba…

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@jokes4life Feb 11, 2018, 4:57 PM UTC

Not for 1 million $

# hello steemit , Let's just say some guy, some weird guy, has a million dollars to spend on a blow job. He could probably do better than me. You know what I mean. I don't have any experience; I'm go…

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