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Meaningful and extremely truthful cryptocurrency related post - Cagecoin

Cagecoin is the first cryptocurrency without a blockchain. It uses the “Cage”, which is based on cage technology. In a traditional blockchain, various transactions are bundled in each block before th…

Please don't read - Nor click

Ok, so I just decided this is going to be a place of random randomness. Sometimes random shit, sometimes random beauty. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hegd4xNfRo https://media.giphy.com/media/XreQm…

Novaexchange no more!

The day I lost my job to a bot

By awakening, we heal.Presence is the knowledge of insight, and of us. Wonder requires exploration.Although you may not realise it, you are quantum.Who are we? Where on the great journey will we be a…

My mission in life

I can't believe @cryptotradingpro Hasn't stopped yet You put the P in psycho The N in Narcissist The R in ridiculous reject The H in "Hidden subs" I wish you would finally stop saying poloNIOnex Work…

An ode to Cryptotradingpro

Hey @cryptotradingpro Vote on this! You fucking douche Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I wanna kill myself Yeah I stole from Sting But at least it's…

Shoulda coulda woulda; An almost Haiku (Part II)

Ripple I bought you 23000 of you at Ƀ0.00001124 on 02-11-2016 I am still holding Fuck Me

Shoulda could woulda; An almost Haiku (Part I)

Litecoin I bought you 200 of you at €1.67847 on 23-03-2015 Sold you the next day Fuck Me

The douche that is Mark Cuban

Hi I am Mark A bitcoin connaisseur A douche entrepeneur Perfecting the art of douchery My father used to say Sit down and shut the fuck up I know what I say when I say it (slow clap) So sure, I say b…

Getting fined for calling while driving (and other first world disasters)

Call not while you drive For the copper shall fine you And it's all your fault So besides the "but I was fined last week" "It was just one call" Spare it, excuses man That's the excuse of all "I swea…