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Kvnq

@kvnq

Just a cool guy with a functional brain

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Kvnq
@kvnq Mar 1, 2019, 2:28 PM UTC

#Who_missed_mhe???

I'm Back.......for good people. . .

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 12, 2018, 1:14 PM UTC

My funny Joke ;-) ;-)

My doctor said I shouldn't carry heavy things ........ now I lie on the floor while urinating . .

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 10, 2018, 10:43 AM UTC

LOVE ❤️ #teardrops

. . Love Is Not Something You Go Out And Look For. Love Finds You. And When It Does, Ready Or Not, It'l Be The Best Thing Ever Happen To You @teardrops .

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 10, 2018, 10:34 AM UTC

Funny Question of the Day!!!......Your Answers are Needed!!!!!

IMAGINE YOU JUST WOKE UP NOW AND REALIZED THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS JUST A DREAM....... And you are actually in kindergarten sleeping in the classroom. . . . How will you feel???......... . . . . . . #…

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 10, 2018, 10:27 AM UTC

My funny Joke (Round 9) Title: Laugh Out Your Sorrows;-) ;-)

I thought I have seen all the sex style in the world until I heard my neighbor yesterday saying baby climb the wardrobe and jump on my dick.....................I was like O.M.G!!! . .

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 10, 2018, 10:20 AM UTC

My funny Joke (Round 8) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-) ;-)

A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote: Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers!!!!! . . . hahahahahahahahahahahaha .

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 10, 2018, 10:13 AM UTC

My funny Joke (Round 7) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-) ;-)

I was at the mall today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf......... . .

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 9, 2018, 1:05 PM UTC

LOVE

• Every treasure is easy to get But the one treasure hard to get Is LOVE It’s been duplicated in so many ways Because it’s original has wandered away • It’s original is in the hearts Of those who che…

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 9, 2018, 12:27 PM UTC

Oh! My Family

# Oh! My family That is meant to be a lily Has become a pain sight To behold therein In which peace and joy Has flew to the highest tree Rather sorrow and pain Has become the inhabitant of our home O…

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Kvnq
@kvnq Sep 8, 2018, 6:28 PM UTC

COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 30/ Laugh Your Ass Out ;-)

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush! . .

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