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@kylo-ren Jun 18, 2018, 2:18 AM UTC

Father's Day

Father's Day is a really stupid holiday. https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Kylo-Ren-kills-Han-Solo-in-The-Force-Awakens.jpg source Just saying.

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren May 16, 2018, 5:50 AM UTC

Mother's Day.

So I tried not to kill my mom. Then a douche swooped in and did it anyway. https://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Leia-Kylo-Ren-Star-Wars-The-Last-Jedi.jpg source

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren May 7, 2018, 10:28 PM UTC

Every year.

So like 92 people came up to me on Friday to say "May the 4th be with you." https://static.gamespot.com/uploads/scale_super/171/1712892/3323187-11+-+sad+kylo+ren.jpg Giphy 0 said anything to me on Sa…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Apr 23, 2018, 3:51 AM UTC

Scars are sexy.

In my galaxy, we have the technology to replace severed limbs so of course we could repair this stupid scar on my face. https://static0.srcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Adam-Driver-Kylo-Ren-Scar-…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Mar 16, 2018, 8:49 PM UTC

She said she would call.

I've been standing here for like 3 hours waiting for this girl to contact me. http://www.starwarspost.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kylo-ren-knights-of-ren-the-seven-lukes-academy.jpg src We have th…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Mar 5, 2018, 5:22 PM UTC

I was robbed. But whatever.

So they had some stupid awards for acting and movies last night. Not that I really care, but I didn't win again. https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/fan/image?url=https://dorksideoftheforce.com/wp-con…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Feb 26, 2018, 3:49 PM UTC

Force Powered Milk Man

I'm not sure if you have heard, but I can do this really cool trick with this one girl who is nobody and comes from nowhere. We can interact physically without being in the same place. It's pretty ho…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Feb 25, 2018, 5:11 AM UTC

What if?

This is what it would be like if I were like the typical Force user. http://www.thefashionisto.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/adam-driver-0004.jpg src But it's not because I don't suck enough to get…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Feb 21, 2018, 3:20 PM UTC

Two sides to every story.

Everybody always tells me what a great guy my dad was and how I should have patched things up with him. Here's an old home movie of their "hero". http://0.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/36/81/f3e2941eb937844…

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kylo-ren
@kylo-ren Feb 15, 2018, 6:45 PM UTC

Valentine's Day is stupid anyway.

So that girl wasn't impressed with my dance routine. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/79/Kylo_Ren_Vader_Helmet_Chamber.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20160420020932 But that's ok. We all…

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