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legendary-writer

@legendary-writer

Hands Down, The Best Writer On Hive!

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legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Apr 9, 2020, 6:57 PM UTC

Legendary-Writer is coming to Hive!… Fuck Daniel Son and Steemit!

Imagine my surprise to come out of prison only to find the whole fucking Steemit community fractured in a race war. What the fuck happened? I hope I can be accepted here on Hive, but I have to be hon…

1 upvotes 0 replies $0.00
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Nov 8, 2018, 11:35 PM UTC

Hardfork 20 - THE PURGE

Ten months ago I endured a barrage of harassment and flags over my views on @papa-pepper, but are the haters still around? No! Steemit managed to purge them and almost every other undesirable in one…

20 upvotes 4 replies $0.02
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Nov 8, 2018, 12:21 AM UTC

Day 294 on Steemit – Have You Ever Said the H-word at a Job Interview?

This morning I was so fucking excited for my job interview at a nice restaurant, but can an ex-con catch a break? Hell no! I even showed up a half hour early so I could buy an Egg McMuffin, but those…

21 upvotes 1 replies $0.03
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Nov 6, 2018, 6:26 PM UTC

Day 293 on Steemit – Released from Federal Prison

I was looking at seven years, but I snitched it down to nine months. I made a deal with the prosecutor to testify against my ex-wife for a reduced sentence of twelve months with time served. As soon…

31 upvotes 5 replies $0.07
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Feb 27, 2018, 10:07 AM UTC

Day 43 on Steemit – I Got My Second Wife Back, But She's Already Cheating... For Money!!!

As many of you know, my current wife got lockjaw from squatting over a rusty coffee can and then ended up in a coma after taking some bad antibiotics thanks to the free clinic. Why is nothing ever tr…

7 upvotes 4 replies $1.44
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Feb 21, 2018, 8:47 PM UTC

Introducing Legendary-Writer - I’m A Youtube Viewer With 6 Million Follows And I’m Bringing Them To Steemit!

Many of you may know how active I am in the moonshining community and I’m planning to bring my brethren to Steemit so they can get flagged and ignored too, because that’s what Steemit is, one massive…

13 upvotes 4 replies $1.89
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Feb 20, 2018, 6:09 PM UTC

Why am I getting 300+ Views But Only 10 Votes??? Am I Steemit’s Guilty Pleasure???

Why is it so hard for the people who read my blog to actually vote for me? You can’t seem to get enough of it, but do you share the love? No! You just get jealous of my writing and think, “Fuck that…

7 upvotes 1 replies $0.29
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Feb 19, 2018, 5:35 PM UTC

Day 35 on Steemit – I’ve Been Locked Up And Fighting For My Life!!!

Three weeks ago I was stopped by the cops, while minding my own business, walking down the freeway. Can you believe that shit? Then those fuckers arrested me for having a warrant for not paying child…

6 upvotes 5 replies $0.30
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Jan 27, 2018, 4:05 AM UTC

Day 11 on Steemit – Someone Spiked My Drink And I Lost My Stupid Cat!!!

I haven’t been on Steemit because a few days ago my buddy came over with some of his new moonshine, and the wife can’t complain because she’s in the hospital. A few shots in, I started feeling jitter…

11 upvotes 7 replies $0.52
legendary-writer
@legendary-writer Jan 24, 2018, 10:08 PM UTC

Day 8 on Steemit – My Wife Didn’t Wake Up and My Neighbor Told The Cops

My lazy ass wife wasn’t content watching soaps all day in bed, so she decided to go to sleep and wouldn’t wake up. I tried rubbing sun burn lotion and jock itch cream on her sores, but it didn’t help…

7 upvotes 9 replies $0.56