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Lenny

@lennythegargoyle

Hi, I'm Lenny the Gargoyle and I like running.

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Lenny
@lennythegargoyle Jun 3, 2022, 5:19 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: June 2 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,754 steps on 6,754 lily pads on a pond full of alligators on crack cocaine. It was a perfect day. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a gr…

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@lennythegargoyle Jun 2, 2022, 12:29 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: June 1 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 13,767 steps for charity and I hated every second of it. I’m never doing anything for charity ever again. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and hav…

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@lennythegargoyle Jun 1, 2022, 1:36 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 31 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 20,174 steps back and forth over the graves of my enemies because it had been a while since I’d celebrated their horribly slow and painful deaths and today see…

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@lennythegargoyle May 31, 2022, 5:10 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 30 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,424 steps against my better judgment and I won. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This report was published via Acti…

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@lennythegargoyle May 30, 2022, 5:25 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 29 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,785 steps away from my past and despite what people always say about not being able to run away from your past I totally ran away from mine today. So much fo…

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@lennythegargoyle May 29, 2022, 5:34 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 28 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,075 steps back in forth in a kitchen trying to put out a grease fire. Ultimately I was successful but unfortunately not before everyone in the entire restaur…

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@lennythegargoyle May 28, 2022, 3:14 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 27 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 15,037 steps and I’m so tired I don’t even have the energy to describe all the places I went and all the monsters I saw so I’ll just stop writing now. Well, th…

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@lennythegargoyle May 27, 2022, 12:47 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 26 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,594 steps to the moon and back. Most people don’t realize it but the moon is not very far away and also it’s made of chocolate pudding not cheese. Well, tha…

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@lennythegargoyle May 26, 2022, 12:49 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 25 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 7,491 steps into the void and it was really dark in there. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This report was published…

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@lennythegargoyle May 25, 2022, 1:05 AM UTC

My Actifit Report Card: May 24 2022

Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,021 steps against the grain and it was totally worth it except now I think I might be stuck in a corn maze for some reason so please send help, thanks. Well,…

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