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longvu
@longvu Nov 17, 2019, 5:35 PM UTC

The prostitute and customers - Follow me - get follow from me

> A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words." The…

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@longvu Nov 17, 2019, 5:12 PM UTC

Funny story #20 So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?

> Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures…

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@longvu Nov 17, 2019, 4:39 PM UTC

For downvote #10: Follow me - get follow from me

You are not supposed to participate in someone's game! ### Thank you for visiting my blog. Please don't upvote this post until the downvote bot removes me from it's list. However, I would be happy if…

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longvu
@longvu Oct 28, 2019, 12:40 AM UTC

Funny story #19: Wish of three friends - Follow me, I'll follow again

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same…

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longvu
@longvu Oct 25, 2019, 10:00 PM UTC

Funny story #17: Slowness of the snail - Follow me, I'll follow again

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on…

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@longvu Oct 25, 2019, 4:26 PM UTC

Funny story #17: Two friends and the bear - Follow me, I'll follow again

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first g…

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@longvu Oct 25, 2019, 1:48 AM UTC

For downvote #9: Follow me - get follow from me

If we could block or block that silly downvote account, it would be better. ### Thank you for visiting my blog. Please don't upvote this post until the downvote bot removes me from it's list. However…

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@longvu Oct 24, 2019, 2:32 PM UTC

Funny story #16: Silly boy? - Follow me, I'll follow again

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarter…

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@longvu Oct 17, 2019, 12:57 AM UTC

Funny story #15: Great Mystery - Follow me, I'll follow again

Newsboy : "Great mystery! Fifty victims! Paper, mister ?" Passerby : "Here boy, I'll take one" (After reading a moment) "Say, boy, there's nothing of the kind in this paper. Where is it ?" Newsboy :…

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@longvu Oct 13, 2019, 8:01 AM UTC

Harvesting fish - Follow me, I'll follow again.

This image was taken by me on a visit to a fishing village. The fishermen and their relatives are trying to push the boat up on the beach. They only push up far away from the water to facilitate the…

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