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Lord Vader

@lordvader

41 year old widower with 2 children. Soul sucking job working in upper management for the government. Raised by a single mother. I have severe anger issues.

4,128 followers 143 following 2,222 posts Reputation 69.77

Lord Vader
@lordvader Feb 15, 2019, 12:55 AM UTC

Join the 501st Legion and Rule Drug Wars!

Greetings loyal followers, My executive assistant Vera, whose mere presence is the most intoxicating thing in any galaxy, has informed me that there are new wars raging on your primitive planet. She…

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Lord Vader
@lordvader Oct 22, 2018, 8:41 PM UTC

If the interview conducted by one of your wisest inhabitants has sparked any questions, I will now allow you to ask me anything.

Greetings loyal followers. One of your least terrible inhabitants, @wadepaterson has made the wise decision to conduct an interview with the most powerful being in any universe. You can find the grea…

126 upvotes 37 replies $16.25
Lord Vader
@lordvader Sep 7, 2018, 5:50 AM UTC

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIX: AN INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGE

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who can just do anything (and just do it perfectly), has informed me that the moronic inhabitants of your primitive planet may be in need of so…

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Lord Vader
@lordvader Aug 16, 2018, 2:51 AM UTC

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVIII: NOW HIRING

Greetings loyal followers. https://images.esellerpro.com/2486/I/356/6/magnet-star-wars-darth-vader.jpg Do you have what it takes to become my apprentice? Probably not. My executive assistant Vera, wh…

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Lord Vader
@lordvader Aug 2, 2018, 3:14 PM UTC

HOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XVII: ALLIES AND FOES

Greetings loyal followers. I need to wait for the applause to die down before proceeding. This may take a while. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only ally anyone would ever need, has informed…

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Lord Vader
@lordvader Mar 26, 2018, 11:22 PM UTC

The Empire has sent you a friend request.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the only other indispensable member of the Empire, has informed me that some of you may be able to provide The Empiree with valuable int…

245 upvotes 71 replies $28.01
Lord Vader
@lordvader Feb 26, 2018, 6:58 PM UTC

I Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed me that the crooked, whiny farm boy (who SHOULD BE LOCKED UP!) has issued yet anot…

187 upvotes 52 replies $49.26
Lord Vader
@lordvader Jan 18, 2018, 2:11 AM UTC

I Hate Teachers... and Liars.

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could save every single starfish on a beach if she wanted to, has informed me that one of my least favorite inhabitants from your planet is…

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Lord Vader
@lordvader Jan 5, 2018, 4:47 PM UTC

I am Lord Vader, Ask me Anything: Episode III

Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who consistently has the highest score in outstanding achievement in the field of excellence, has informed me that I have gained a tremendous a…

340 upvotes 147 replies $70.13
Lord Vader
@lordvader Dec 23, 2017, 1:03 AM UTC

Oh Look! That Loser, the Whiny Farm Boy, has Come out of Hiding.

If you have been wondering why I haven't sent any transmissions recently, it is because I have been trying to enjoy one of my favorite pastimes: ruining creatures' Life Day celebrations. Perhaps some…

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