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LPFaust

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Cultural Attaché to the Stars and Ringmaster of the Shitshow

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 25, 2023, 12:41 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 123 – Awkward Moments in Reconstructive Surgery: The Bionic Ass Edition, Intimate Moments in Natural Selection, Pixie Dust and Dogging in the Hundred Acre Wood with Pooh and Friends

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. In the Dead Toad Scrolls, a series of meditative perso…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 18, 2023, 8:36 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 122 – Swiping Right for Diplomacy in the Ukrainian Combat Zone, Adding Striking Descriptions to Cash Transfers for the Lolz, Faith Healers with Hammers for that Designer Baby Miracl

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. The war in the Ukraine is ratcheting up, and leaders f…

141 upvotes 1 downvotes 0 replies $5.90
LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 11, 2023, 5:44 PM UTC

Bitcoin Bearish Structure Intact Breakdown to $14,600 Likely

Sometimes it seems one week in the world of crypto moves at the speed of three months in the traditional markets. If you recall, last week Cameron Winkelvoss called out Barry Silbert of Digital Curre…

21 upvotes 7 replies $0.88
LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 11, 2023, 1:11 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 121 – Hacking North Korea Over the Weekend for LOLz, An Acid Laced Love Affair with a Pigeon, the Build-A-Bear New Product Launch Epic Fail

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. With every other news article talking about the famed…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 4, 2023, 11:16 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 120 – Silver Bullets Filled With Lemmy’s Ashes, LP’s Valentines Day Gift Ideas, Memorable Moments With Viagra and a Royal Ballet Performer.

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. Lemmy Kilmeister is without a doubt one of the more me…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 4, 2023, 10:04 PM UTC

Bitcoin Eyes Potential Breakdown to $14,600 on a Wyckoff Redistribution

I have always marveled about how projected price movements from TA oftentimes capture some unspoken truth not widely shared in the market – both good and bad news. In that vein, if you have not had a…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Jan 4, 2023, 7:52 PM UTC

Litecoin Completes Wyckoff Phase E Reaccumulation

Happy hump day in the first week of this new year. It’s been a minute since I’ve last posted some TA, and it seems the itch has returned after putting trading aside for a bit to focus on other pieces…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Dec 28, 2022, 12:56 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 119 – The Pillow Fight Championships, Forza’s Kim Jong Un as Colonel Sanders “KFC” Car, Chronicles from a Yakuza Boss Penis Enlargement Fail

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. The phrase “combat sports” immediately conjures up ima…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Dec 14, 2022, 1:11 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 118 – Donating Your Strange Trash to the Thrift Shop, The Emily Post Etiquette Guide for Brazilian Waxing, When the Medical Day Spa Fail Channels Your Inner Green Goblin.

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. When no greater fool exists to unload all the strange…

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LPFaust
@lpfaust Dec 7, 2022, 1:04 PM UTC

Joculation Episode 117 – Demonstrating the Power of Conviction with a Tube of Epoxy, Your Face and the Road, Selling Farts in a Jar for Fun and Profit, and the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserves of Canada

▶️ Listen on Aureal--In this episode of Joculation, LP shares his unique brand of comedy and satire on the news and headlines which matter most. Threatening to burn down a pub at the regular Christma…

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