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lulabelle

@lulabelle

Blogger, humorist and housewife who just threw a bat mitzvah for our cat. We are also childless. How did you know? :-D

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Dec 20, 2018, 8:25 PM UTC

Marriage Advice.......

Get you a wife who can unashamedly fart loud enough you can hear it in the next room. This according to my husband, anyway. :-D

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Dec 20, 2018, 3:59 AM UTC

I Got Skillz......

While updating my resume I reached into the bag of Starbursts I have beside me and pulled out exactly one serving. This is definitely going onto my "Special Skills" section! :-P

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Dec 5, 2018, 12:05 AM UTC

The One Where Lulabelle Talks About Her Latest Trip to the DMV.........

I have a history of not taking the best Department Of Motor Vehicles state ID pictures. My last picture wasn't so bad (that I can remember). But the one before that the picture I took made me look hi…

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Nov 2, 2018, 3:41 AM UTC

Throw Up Thursday.......

Today I........ Lost a job I hadn't started yet Our car began making an unsettling noise on the highway and had to be taken to the mechanic Our internet died because it rained 3 drops in 5 hours (and…

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Oct 25, 2018, 11:25 PM UTC

Lulabelle's Favorite Things of the Month (Not Sponsored But Should Be :-P )....

**FTC Disclaimer: All products mentioned were purchased by me. This is not a sponsored post. Favorite things. Oprah Winfrey made this concept famous by devoting one show a year to her favorite things…

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Oct 20, 2018, 4:02 AM UTC

Expectation vs. Reality

As I was taking a soak in the bathtub this evening, I noticed I was joined by a couple fruit flies. "Honey! There are fruit flies in the bathtub! This feature was NOT on the resort brochure! I think…

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Oct 18, 2018, 12:33 AM UTC

A Shot In The Dark......

Last night my husband and I went to his mothers new apartment to help her unpack. She mentioned that this apartment had a hot water tank that when it was turned on, it sounded like someone shot a bul…

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Sep 24, 2018, 3:56 AM UTC

Dear Cable Guy.....

Regarding your surprise visit yesterday, I have a few thoughts. 1. I know you didn't realize this, but I have a rule about answering the door when I'm home alone. I don't. Unless you call me first. A…

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Sep 12, 2018, 7:04 PM UTC

The Silent Dinner Bell......

Either it is time for dinner or I just interrupted some sort of comittee meeting! :-D

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lulabelle
@lulabelle Sep 7, 2018, 1:41 AM UTC

Sound Bites From My Childhood......

I've wanted to upload this story sooner than today, but our oldest cat has been sick and after a trip to the vet yesterday it was determined she needs dental surgery. So it's gonna be a fun next coup…

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