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@marc99

My friends and I love joking, here are some of our jokes!

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@marc99 Aug 29, 2018, 4:58 PM UTC

chess match #1

https://www.chess.com/live/game/3039364598 [Event "Live Chess"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2018.08.29"] [White "ptivoleur"] [Black "marki69"] [WhiteElo "1193"] [BlackElo "1229"] [TimeControl "300"] [T…

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@marc99 Aug 29, 2018, 4:38 PM UTC

Chess match #1

1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.c3 Nf6 5.d4 exd4 6.cxd4 Bb6 7.e5 Na5 8.Bxf7+ Kxf7 9.exf6 Qxf6 10.O-O d5 11.Nc3 Bg4 12.Nxd5 Qg6 13.Re1 Bxd4 14.Qe2 Rhe8 15.Qd2 Bxf3 16.g3 Bxd5 17.Qxa5 Qh5 18.Qxc7+ Kg8 19…

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@marc99 Jun 16, 2018, 3:22 PM UTC

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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

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@marc99 Jun 15, 2018, 4:21 PM UTC

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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@marc99 Jun 14, 2018, 12:55 PM UTC

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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

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@marc99 Jun 13, 2018, 3:34 PM UTC

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

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@marc99 Jun 12, 2018, 11:34 AM UTC

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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@marc99 Jun 11, 2018, 10:44 PM UTC

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How long is a Chinese name.

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@marc99 Jun 11, 2018, 10:35 PM UTC

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

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@marc99 Jun 11, 2018, 10:25 PM UTC

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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

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