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meesterboom

@meesterboom

Member of the Hive Cabal since 2014

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meesterboom
@meesterboom Feb 26, 2025, 8:47 AM UTC

Fresh Eyes

Listen. This place isn't a bottomless money pit, we have to work smarter with what we've got. What's not to understand? Blex looked around the ragtag bunch of heroes he was addressing, one of which a…

468 upvotes 83 replies $32.90
meesterboom
@meesterboom Feb 9, 2025, 12:19 PM UTC

Cry Me A Trezor

Gimme some of that cheap ass. I grinned at my laptop. What the hell are you doing? Squawked the Good Lady in alarm as she saw me cackling and reaching below the table. Relax baby, I am on the hunt. T…

583 upvotes 1 downvotes 98 replies $47.14
meesterboom
@meesterboom Jan 24, 2025, 11:47 AM UTC

Storm Eowyn

The red warnings were out. Storm Euoqewwn was officially hitting the fair city of Glasgow. Storm Euoqewwn, an odd name for a storm. It might seem hard to pronounce but you just clear your throat as i…

524 upvotes 132 replies $58.40
meesterboom
@meesterboom Jan 8, 2025, 9:21 AM UTC

Fly Me To The Moon

It was a few days after the New Year. As tradition had stipulated for the Scots, I had been outrageously drunk many times. Indeed, it could be said that I was mawkit which despite what the internet t…

523 upvotes 130 replies $53.09
meesterboom
@meesterboom Dec 31, 2024, 5:02 PM UTC

The Hanish

Are you sure you can't stay in tonight? The Good Lady was wearing a party dress, boots and stirring at a pot on the hob. Whilst I found this scene witchily alluring, I remained focussed on my task of…

404 upvotes 79 replies $72.57
meesterboom
@meesterboom Dec 29, 2024, 11:55 AM UTC

And With Strange Aeons...

It was time for the annual Transport Museum visit. A time celebrated among the Boom's each year. Some said it was a shit time. Others that it was a waste of a hangover... Me, I said nothing but maint…

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meesterboom
@meesterboom Dec 25, 2024, 11:27 AM UTC

Santa's Coming

Ho ho ho... Merry Christmas! I hooted in the Good Lady's ear before giving her a resounding smack on the booty. Will you bloody stop slapping my arse?! The Good Lady exhibited a distinct lack of Chri…

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meesterboom
@meesterboom Dec 21, 2024, 3:41 PM UTC

Two and a Half

Blummin eck, it's quiet today. I called out cheerily to the lonely-looking Personal Trainer mooching around the crash mats as if imagining himself jumping from a plane with a knife between his teeth…

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meesterboom
@meesterboom Dec 17, 2024, 3:33 PM UTC

Bring On The Eschaton

Hey Daddy, can you help me put together this toy from Uncle D? The Little Boom yelled as he ran into the living room dragging a big yellow box. I rolled my eyes good-naturedly. Can I help assemble so…

380 upvotes 56 replies $37.14
meesterboom
@meesterboom Dec 11, 2024, 11:35 AM UTC

Venom Jugs

Right guys, who's feeling CRAAAZY?! Rumpled Milkskin roared rather unnecessarily at our table on the Christmas night out. I looked at him. He had had one too many sniffs of the barmaid's apron and de…

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