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@mprgrmmr Mar 6, 2018, 6:48 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away

I won't have the contest March 8-12. Alexa joke: What did the panther say at the poker party? - I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum…

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@mprgrmmr Mar 3, 2018, 6:41 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Bitcoins (BTC) Contest - 100% SBD give away

Alexa joke: Working for a dragon can take you to new heights; just don't get fired. BACKGROUND What is Bitcoin (BTC)? It's a Proof of Work (aka PoW - meaning it's mineable) payment network and curren…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 28, 2018, 6:49 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL) Contest - 100% SBD give away

Alexa joke: Why did Superman cross the road? - The chicken took his cape. BACKGROUND I decided to go with QRL because we'll start hearing more and more about quantum computing in the coming months an…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 27, 2018, 6:33 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away

Alexa joke: Why did Captain Picard get a new smartphone contract? - He needed more Data on his android. BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform th…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 26, 2018, 7:25 PM UTC

Guess the Price of STEEM Contest - 100% SBD give away!

Alexa joke: I find it hard to trust mermaids. There's something a little fishy about them. BACKGROUND What is STEEM? Their website says "Steem is a blockchain-based social media platform where anyone…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 25, 2018, 5:26 PM UTC

Guess the Price of PIVX Contest - 100% SBD give away

Alex joke What did the duck say when buying lipstick? - Put it on my bill BACKGROUND What is PIVX? It stands for Private Instant Verified Transaction. It is Proof of Stake (PoS) with about 2.11 rewar…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 23, 2018, 9:37 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Gold Contest - 100% SBD give away

Alexa joke: Why did Captain Kirk bring a mower onto the Starship Enterprise? - He wanted to mow where no one has mowed before. Here's an easy contest anyone could win. Simply upvote this post and the…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 21, 2018, 7:12 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Quantum Resistant Ledger (QRL) Contest - 100% SBD give away

Exciting times for QRL right now, check it out: https://medium.com/the-quantum-resistant-ledger/the-final-countdown-mainnet-progress-update-e8c6a4597525 The countdown to mainnet begins! We have enter…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 20, 2018, 8:21 PM UTC

Guess the Price of Ethereum (ETH) Contest - 100% SBD give away

Alexa joke: What's an emoji's favorite candy? - LOL-ipop BACKGROUND What is Ethereum (ETH)? Their website says, "Ethereum is a decentralized platform that runs smart contracts: applications that run…

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@mprgrmmr Feb 20, 2018, 1:58 AM UTC

Guess the Price of STEEM Contest - 100% SBD give away!

BACKGROUND What is STEEM? Their website says "Steem is a blockchain-based social media platform where anyone can earn rewards." While we're here on STEEMIT! trying to add to the community plus take a…

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