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@olegpussyking Dec 19, 2024, 6:05 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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@olegpussyking Dec 16, 2024, 5:17 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.

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@olegpussyking Dec 15, 2024, 5:54 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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@olegpussyking Nov 18, 2024, 6:49 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.

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@olegpussyking Nov 17, 2024, 6:49 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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@olegpussyking Nov 15, 2024, 5:54 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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@olegpussyking Nov 5, 2024, 6:58 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

I tried to catch fog yesterday morning, but I missed it.

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@olegpussyking Nov 4, 2024, 5:19 AM UTC

Joke of the day

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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@olegpussyking Nov 3, 2024, 4:29 AM UTC

Joke of the day

I tried starting a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.

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@olegpussyking Nov 2, 2024, 8:32 AM UTC

Joke of the day!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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