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Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.

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@poterritory Feb 24, 2026, 5:24 AM UTC

Haredi Parties Relieved Wasteful Spending A Permitted Kind Of Pork

New budget clears the way for continued unimpeded violation of other, more serious prohibitions such as embezzlement, deceit, and parasitism. Jerusalem, February 24 - Lawmakers from Israel's "ultra-O…

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@poterritory Feb 11, 2026, 8:21 PM UTC

IRGC Struggles To Counter US Plan To Release 30-50 Feral Hogs

The effort highlights the challenges of countering low-tech, high-chaos tactics in a high-steaks environment. Tehran, February 12 - Iran's military elite faces mounting operational challenges in resp…

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@poterritory Feb 1, 2026, 3:41 PM UTC

Satan Annoyed He Must Develop New Torments For Arrival Of Ayatollah, Basij

The workload has forced staffing changes. Gehenna, February 2 - The administrator of the underworld voiced displeasure today at the need to create fresh types and levels of suffering to which he and…

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@poterritory Dec 24, 2025, 1:50 PM UTC

Hunger Strike For Your Cause: New Diet Plan Turns Political Rage Into Weight Loss

"Political outrage? That's renewable energy." Tel Aviv, December 25 - An Israeli entrepreneur hopes to wed the emotional valence of the country's polarized politics with the promise of the society's…

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@poterritory Dec 23, 2025, 4:43 PM UTC

Off-Duty IDF Soldiers Perpetrate Genocide Against Case Of Beer

Evidence at the scene suggests that at least one half of the contents of one bottle, drained toward the end of the massacre, spilled onto a table and floor rather than into the mouth of any of the pe…

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@poterritory Dec 22, 2025, 9:17 AM UTC

Just A Few Hours Left Till End Of Dumb Light/Darkness Hanukkah Pap

The occurrence of the festival when nights are longest has invited unimaginative speakers to think themselves poetic by comparing the physical darkness with various negative forces. Jerusalem, Decemb…

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@poterritory Dec 15, 2025, 8:48 PM UTC

Polls Now Pitting Netanyahu Against Cheeses; 'More Credible Than Current Rivals'

Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu. Jerusalem, December 16 - Surveys indicating that no politician registers favorably compared the incumbent…

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@poterritory Dec 10, 2025, 6:40 PM UTC

Neighbors Apparently Think Noise Restrictions Optional

Locals wouldn't mind so much if the karaoke performers could carry a tune. Jerusalem, December 11 - Evidence indicates that the residents of the house across the street believe that municipal ordinan…

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@poterritory Dec 2, 2025, 4:55 AM UTC

Broken Credit Card Device Makes Miraculous Recovery When Customer Has No Cash

Observers noted that the proprietor made the same claim about the credit card machine to four customers in a row. Jerusalem, December 2 - A local shopkeeper made an attractive proposal, eyewitnesses…

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@poterritory Nov 30, 2025, 3:01 PM UTC

Terrorist Thwarted: Synagogue Service Puts Him To Sleep

"It's going to be harder now to institute the changes the younger people want, including limiting the Mi Shebeirachs." Franklin Square, December 1 - The soporific effect of a snail's pace Torah readi…

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