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powmonkey
@powmonkey Nov 29, 2016, 6:46 PM UTC

Geez, I really need to make something

Been practically dead for two months

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Oct 3, 2016, 7:10 PM UTC

Sorry for not posting much lately.

Life's been really hectic and I haven't had time to write anything or make anything really.

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 20, 2016, 7:41 PM UTC

The steemit logo, but made of beads, pencil erasers, pen caps, broken glass, cut up altoids tins, expired starburst chews, pavement tar, paper clips, and marshmallows with a frame made from tape, cellophane wrappers, and box spring underside fabric lining

I apologize for the poor image quality. I also apologize for the inaccurate color on the two side swoops. I ran out of things that were the proper shade of blue, so I had to make do with what I had a…

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 18, 2016, 10:44 PM UTC

I was really bored and had too much free time on my hands, so I generated this godawful short story. I had even more time left over at the end, so I found a site and made a hideously stereotypical novel cover. Enjoy, I guess.

Two Malicious Uncles Spriting to the Beat A Short Story by Noah Buttes Rebecca Snozcumber had always hated cold Falmouth with its blue, bad beaches. It was a place where she felt stressed. She was a…

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 11, 2016, 8:35 PM UTC

Okay, the limit for a primary tag is around 250 characters, but that is still way too much.

The previous one was only 182 characters https://steemit.com/lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephallio…

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 11, 2016, 8:12 PM UTC

There doesn't seem to be a limit to the length of a primary tag.

Or if there is, it's much too generous. This almost certainly needs to be rectified. Example below:

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 11, 2016, 8:04 PM UTC

I made an incredibly dumb website. It's pointless and a waste of time.

If you're still insistent on seeing it, here: http://i-want-to-waste-my-bitcoins.neocities.org/ It's basically just a stupid site to hold a widget for people to donate bitcoins to me. I'm not sure wh…

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 7, 2016, 7:14 PM UTC

Three Markov Chain Trump Speeches

What follows is a series of three blocks of text generated by running actual speeches made by Donald Trump through a Markov chain process. These are not real speeches and they're not even really cohe…

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 5, 2016, 7:53 PM UTC

Join me in going down the rabbit-hole of randomized wikihow articles. God help us.

First off, let's get the link out of the way. www.wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer Boom, there you go. Have fun with that. Now, let's take a look at some of the godawful high-quality articles we can fi…

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powmonkey
@powmonkey Sep 3, 2016, 7:13 PM UTC

I have a couple questions about promoted posts.

Why can you promote posts made by other people? Where does the money you spend on promoting a post go? Does this feature make steemit more fair and equitable for all users, regardless of wealth?

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