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Call Me Ishmael

@prospiracy

Professional Conspiraprospectologist

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Call Me Ishmael
@prospiracy Sep 7, 2018, 12:03 AM UTC

The Dao of Doorknobs

Your doorknob says more about you than many of your other worldly possessions might say if they could talk. In this analysis, we shall include knockers because the difference between knobs and knocke…

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@prospiracy Aug 22, 2018, 5:30 AM UTC

Recapping Today in Trumpland: Three Assholes Down

It’s been a busy day in Trumpland, so we need to recap the day’s activities. Making America Great Again is a bundle of work. On that score, we have some exciting updates for you. Here are the day’s m…

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@prospiracy Aug 20, 2018, 6:29 PM UTC

Christopher Robin is 'Meh' Coated in Honey (A response to @hanshotfirst and his movie review)

Nothings can turn out to be somethings. I was hoping that would be the case when I watched the Christopher Robin movie. After all, I was not expecting anything much. I hoped the movie would be entert…

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@prospiracy Aug 17, 2018, 5:08 AM UTC

Happy Almost One Month on Steemit and I Got a New Follower!

Exciting news, Steemians. With the one-month anniversary of my registration drawing near, I wish to congratulate myself. And there can be no greater celebration than announcing that I have gained a n…

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@prospiracy Aug 13, 2018, 6:16 AM UTC

For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)

The recent post of @donkeypong was a response to two news stories. The second of these stories was the dreaded toxoplasma research. Researchers have determined that a parasite that grows in cats has…

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@prospiracy Aug 10, 2018, 2:54 AM UTC

The Ghost of Nova Albion Shares a Vision

# Christmas Day 1579, Nova Albion ~ On this blessed day of our savior, I write once more for the ages, this parchment being the last of my supply. Thanks be to God, my Christmas supper was a coney ra…

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@prospiracy Jul 30, 2018, 6:49 PM UTC

Calling Out @Donkeypong: the Loch Ness Giraffe Will Eat You Alive!

In the recent post of @donkeypong, he claimed to have seen a sea elephant. This is possible, because they most assuredly do exist. But they are not so large as a bull elephant because elephants canno…

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@prospiracy Jul 30, 2018, 7:01 AM UTC

About Prospiracy

You want to know all about us, don't you? @prospiracy exists somewhere in the ether, which is not a cryptocurrency term. There are several theories about the origin and meaning of our name. NUMBER ON…

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