puddlejumper

Be Like This Little Piggy

Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.

Two guys walk into a bar. ...The third one ducks.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? ...Ba-na-na-na

Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.

Did you know - 5/4 of people are bad at fractions.

A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A three-legged dog walked into a bar and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."

Someone asked me if I was alright. I replied "No, I'm half left."

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? ...He couldn't see himself doing it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.

Cemeteries are one of the most popular places on earth. ...People are just dying to get in.

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"