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The Puffin

@sassypuffin

My original humor and my absurd thought bubbles

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Sep 18, 2019, 8:15 PM UTC

Just keep sluggin away

I feel like these pictures contain some sort of motivational insight in them. I'm just not sure what. Maybe it's something like: Sometimes a task seems impossible from our current perspective. But th…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Jul 10, 2019, 9:12 PM UTC

Miyabi Knives

These Miyabi micro carbide stainless steel knives were made in Japan. They have a raindrop Damascus pattern in the steel and unique wood handles. They are razor sharp and can cut tomatoes out of the…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin May 17, 2019, 7:52 PM UTC

What's for Dinner?

# Me: "Can you make me something to eat?" # Wife: "Sure. What do you want?" # Me: "....hmmm...hmm...I dont know." # Wife: ".... okay." # 10 minutes later my wife plops a bowl down in front of me. Pos…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin May 15, 2019, 3:29 PM UTC

Oh, It's that Kind of Party

I stumbled upon this piece of artwork at a museum and had to take a picture. Not only is it a beautiful piece of art but the meme possibilities are endless!!! I'd love to see what sorts of memes othe…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Apr 23, 2019, 4:17 PM UTC

IFC S2R12: How to Read "Infinite Jest"

This is my entry for round 12 of the Information Finding Championship (IFC). In this round we have to teach the group something of our choosing. I've decided to teach everyone how to read the book "I…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Apr 17, 2019, 6:37 PM UTC

IFC S2R11 - Alphabetic Word Challenge Poem

[Imge Pixabay] I thought I'd give this IFC challenge a try with a poem about babies. The challenge is to create a written work using words that start with each letter of the alphabet and put them in…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Apr 12, 2019, 7:25 PM UTC

Convoy Against Carbon Tax

Recently in Canada a convoy of gas gussling trucks drove the highways in protest of the provinces implementing a carbon tax. The tax, which is a non-revenue generating tax (proceeds going back to the…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Apr 8, 2019, 6:28 PM UTC

Find the Hidden Object

## Find the hidden object in the picture. First person to comment with the answer gets an upvote. ## I'm being facetious. Everyone who votes and comments on my posts always gets an upvote. My votes n…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Mar 30, 2019, 5:08 PM UTC

Me Trying to Outsmart My Wife

## Me: Have you ever tried a pickled cucumber? ## Uhh, yeah. ## They are called pickles....... ## (quietly to myself) Dammit........ ## Okay fine. ## ......???...... ## Were you trying to trick me or…

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The Puffin
@sassypuffin Mar 24, 2019, 6:15 PM UTC

Do you remember when people used to say....

Do you remember when people used to say things like "shizzle?" as in ## "Fo shizzle" They would just throw in a bunch of extra letters, especially Z's and L's, to make words extra exciting. You could…

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