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Schmeve Poobly

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Schmeve Poobly
@schmevepoobly Mar 8, 2018, 12:44 AM UTC

Rushing into a relationship with my unconscious Part 4

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/11/18/13/20/brick-wall-1834446_1280.jpg A Bear cut in Half Office parking lot, van - night (I have a camper van that I often slept in when my keycard for the buildi…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 6, 2018, 11:07 PM UTC

Morka the Orca (full story)

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/10/19/08/57/ocean-1752432_1280.jpg Stumbling over a messily placed pile of pool equipment, in a drugged and oblivious state, Freddie Delaney made his way to the oth…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 6, 2018, 6:45 AM UTC

Where does your father do his barnacles? Part 15

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/06/07/20/31/whiskey-2381516_1280.jpg Steve tried to follow them, but at the door Abbie turned back to face him with all the posturing of a mother baboon barking, “F…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 6, 2018, 5:04 AM UTC

Show me your GIRL PARTS

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/04/08/01/26/woman-2212261_1280.jpg In the second grade I admitted to my friends for the first time that I liked girls at the public swimming pool and to this day I…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 5, 2018, 12:28 AM UTC

Rushing into a relationship with my unconscious Part 3

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2012/03/03/23/01/bag-21493_1280.jpg The Bean-Bag Pyramid My bedroom: Late morning, after work Dream: I’m trying to sleep in my room. It’s dark outside. The lights are on…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 4, 2018, 6:06 AM UTC

Where does your father do his barnacles? Part 14

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/07/31/15/15/alcoholic-2558390_1280.jpg Soroush saluted. “You towering Aryan knight! One day, by their own will, my people will bleed themselves into the Rhine for y…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 3, 2018, 4:43 AM UTC

Where does your father do his barnacles? Part 13

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/04/29/20/57/pub-2271549_1280.jpg Our bar-back was a showman. He pulled the lever to drafts like a roughneck shuts off a valve and he cut and chopped the foam so tha…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 2, 2018, 6:10 AM UTC

Where does your father do his barnacles? Part 12

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/11/23/13/46/architecture-1852928_1280.jpg Four hours in a humming, vibrating stasis-tube, a Eurorail engine coddled us in and out of sleep. No one had come by to ch…

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@schmevepoobly Mar 1, 2018, 4:08 AM UTC

Where does your father do his barnacles? Part 11

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/09/09/20/57/beach-933297_1280.jpg Then I was upset because I knew it wasn’t my fault, but I still felt like it was. I couldn’t let it go. Feelings like this were pr…

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@schmevepoobly Feb 27, 2018, 11:14 PM UTC

Where does your father do his barnacles? Unfucked Edition Part 10

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/02/19/11/42/selfie-1209886_1280.jpg After the nurse warned me that my blood pressure was just under the line she cleared me and to my great relief the man was no lo…

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