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shuler
@shuler Jul 2, 2019, 10:49 PM UTC

Активные говноеды против неактивных пользователей

Я понимаю, если мне некуда деваться, то надо мной можно глумиться, как угодно. Раньше этим активно промышляла МТС — включит, бывало, какой-нибудь гудок или хуёк или ещё какие анекдоты и думает, что я…

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shuler
@shuler Jun 13, 2019, 10:33 PM UTC

Je suis sliznyak

https://isteriki.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/snail-768x432.jpg Я импотент. Слабый трусливый слизняк. Нет, погодите, тут должны быть четыре эпиграфа, они друг с другом разговаривают. Вот, например,…

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shuler
@shuler May 16, 2019, 11:37 PM UTC

Data Protection Act

Давеча, то есть, намедни, а проще говоря, с полгода назад я подрался с одним дебилом. Дебил сбежал, но у меня остались фотографии и даже номер его машины. Полиция не делала ни хера, пока я не развёл…

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shuler
@shuler Mar 19, 2018, 12:06 AM UTC

Change of name

A company changed its name from GB1703002B to GB1704001B. I feel someone tries to get advantage of me, but can't figure out exactly how. https://i.goldvoice.club/0x0/http://isteriki.com/wp-content/up…

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shuler
@shuler Mar 8, 2018, 1:04 PM UTC

Others

— Is it a boy? — No. — Who is it then? Old joke about footballer "Other"! There are others! http://isteriki.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/Gender-orientation.jpg

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shuler
@shuler Jan 12, 2018, 4:19 AM UTC

Winter fun

Snowgirl's (yes, it's a girl!) haircut rhymes perfectly with passerby's horns. http://isteriki.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Snegovik-907x1024.jpg

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shuler
@shuler Sep 14, 2017, 1:20 PM UTC

Fatebook

Some crap got stuck onto my laptop screen. True essence of things is emphasised by the crap: http://isteriki.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Fatebook.jpg

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shuler
@shuler Aug 6, 2017, 11:59 PM UTC

Bash script to block brute force attacks with .htaccess

Your site is under attack. May be not right now, but several times a day. Password guessing, security vulnerabilities - that kind of stuff. In the error log it looks like this: [Thu Jul 13 05:28:49 2…

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shuler
@shuler Mar 26, 2017, 10:43 PM UTC

Patek Philippe slippers

“You never actually own a Patek Philippe, you merely look after it for the next generation.” Yana: I like my slippers very much, but until I'm older, I let my mom wear them. http://isteriki.com/wp-co…

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shuler
@shuler Mar 26, 2017, 2:08 AM UTC

How I became an orange

Yana loves facts. She relies on facts in many of her sentences, for example: — In fact I like strawberries and spaghetti and you and mummy. — So you're putting me and mummy into a logical sequence to…

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