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sillyfilthy

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Oct 28, 2017, 8:43 PM UTC

Testing Zappl

Whoo hoo!

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Dec 14, 2016, 8:52 PM UTC

ode to the emperor of naps

The sea lies charted, The Earth is mapped; I am the statue, erect I am the President-elect of Sleep I am the Emperor of Naps ("Make way, make beds for His Royal Highness of Naps!") (Long petals throw…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Dec 10, 2016, 3:45 AM UTC

ode to toothbrush

my dentist doesn't consider it sexual harassment to explore my cavities he does a very thorough job with the penetrations, professionally and without innuendo

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Dec 8, 2016, 7:30 PM UTC

ode to dream

listen you, about a dream I had it was silly, really it was filthy, surely it was colored poorly, alas, but it had violence and lust and sex and Bloombergian sugary drinks and sheep's wool latex I wa…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Dec 8, 2016, 4:59 AM UTC

ode to startup

nice boat (blue sea) who you think you think like, tech VC? what, you're like. . . early investor in some startup disaster? making money by putting money in thing that needs money to make more money…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Dec 8, 2016, 4:32 AM UTC

ode to paint

i adore paint all day long i paint long long shadows you know an artist when he is paint-covered from head to salami (I'm painting a sandwich) please go away I am trying to concentrate and you're lik…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Dec 8, 2016, 4:26 AM UTC

ode to people who are riots

you're such a riot. he says: i went back to Canada, to be with the woman I loved at the time "at the time?" "at the time!" the peanut gallery senses a story; "at the time! at the time!" because we're…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Aug 9, 2016, 6:37 AM UTC

ode to beets

they say that if you beet your woman you love her they say, looking over the purple manger there is strangeness in all recipes lest she partake of the beets of a stranger with a little balsamic vinai…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Aug 9, 2016, 6:26 AM UTC

cat at night

I am the cat a cat at night the clouds are wurst the night is young I sleep in straw singing the songs of everything I am white and black and speckled throughout when you sleep I crawl through your t…

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sillyfilthy
@sillyfilthy Aug 4, 2016, 8:44 PM UTC

sad poem

acquire a dollar one million times there is nothing in trees they are just skin poop, poop say a thing that rolls off your tongue the dog is quiet, the dog is sad your body golden-retrieved from ocea…

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