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Possibly the most misunderstood evil dictator in history. Third tallest building in Albania. Fully licensed cabbage snuggler

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@spunkpuppet Mar 19, 2020, 11:57 PM UTC

A Man Walked Into A Bar. He Said Ouch. It Was An Iron Bar.

Yes jokes don't get any older than that one, found inscribed on the walls of the tomb of Naputapu, Pharaoh of Egypt during the hessian crisis of 3,300 BCE. He loved a good joke did Naputapu, but unfo…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 19, 2020, 11:00 PM UTC

CLICK : Part 25 - Bread Crumbs.

I hadn't seen Andy in more than a week, which was odd considering the prom was the following night. I tried his phone. It went straight to voicemail. I left a casual message asking him what he was up…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 18, 2020, 10:23 PM UTC

Chemical Toilets. Fun For All The Family.

Old people are the best aren't we. I might be heavily biased, but I'm always right. It comes from living back in the good old days I expect. You won't remember them because you're young and therefore…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 18, 2020, 9:23 PM UTC

CLICK : Part 24 - Graduation.

There had to be something wrong with my brain. I'd suffered a head injury six years ago, maybe it was the cause. Looking back at what Andy had shown me in the library I knew I should have worked it o…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 17, 2020, 11:33 PM UTC

You Had To Be There, Otherwise None Of This Is Funny.

I'm going to open by relating what I think is the funniest text message I have ever received. You may not agree, because you had to be there really. To fully appreciate it I suppose you'd have to kno…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 17, 2020, 10:32 PM UTC

CLICK : Part 23 - Cold Cases.

What can I say about my senior year? Not a lot really. I avoided the social whirl of fraternities and sororities. I stayed away from alcohol. I didn't attend many student gatherings. Only those Andy…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 16, 2020, 10:18 PM UTC

Fact Checking Fact Checking Websites.

President Macron says France is at war with Covid-19. So we can expect France to surrender very shortly then. Yes I'm having a pop at the French again, again. I can't help it. I think it might be a f…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 16, 2020, 9:03 PM UTC

CLICK : Part 21 - Saturday Night At The Movies.

I believe I may have unintentionally given a false impression. Several perhaps. Making myself out to be Sherlock Holmes, while Crystal and Andy were my Watson doubles. That's far from the case. Thank…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 13, 2020, 10:43 PM UTC

Should I Stay Or Should I Go?

Right that's it. Thanks to some nostalgic listening to 80's music last night, I've fallen out with The Clash. I used to love them, back in the eighties. Now I've become far more discerning and starte…

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@spunkpuppet Mar 13, 2020, 9:18 PM UTC

CLICK : Part 20 - Yard Work.

Crystal wasn't my mother. She was much more. My big sister and my best friend all rolled into one. When I did something which made her sad or angry I would do all I could to make amends. Make sure I…

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