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STEEMONKEY

@steemonkey

Liver, lover, teller of real life tales, strangler, joker.

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STEEMONKEY
@steemonkey Apr 21, 2019, 3:35 PM UTC

A new life as a van dweller

Hello everyone...well we've finally done it. We've sold our house and bought a van to live in. Why...I hear you ask? Well the government didn't help when they made it unaffordable for us to stay in o…

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@steemonkey Jan 31, 2019, 5:04 PM UTC

Rap Unrapped - NWA - Straight Outta Compton (Comedy Open Mic round 45)

Hello everyone. Have you ever wondered, like me, just what those rappers are talking about? Well I thought I'd have a little dig whilst doing some chores the other day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?…

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@steemonkey Jan 18, 2019, 11:40 AM UTC

Rap Unrapped - Eminem - Lose Yourself

Have you ever wondered just what those rappers are talking about? Personally I just can't keep up with the lyrics so I thought it a good idea to look at some lyrics and present them in a spoken fashi…

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@steemonkey Jan 2, 2019, 5:13 PM UTC

The Kidlington Mystery - Comedy Open Mic round 43

It was an ordinary Sunday in the village of Kidlington, Oxfordshire. The first rays of the morning sun were reaching through the treetops into the kitchen where Janice Ballthrush was just about to fi…

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@steemonkey Jan 1, 2019, 3:17 PM UTC

Eye on the sky - 29 Dec 2018

More sunscreening activity taking place over NW England. https://i.postimg.cc/hPF4xZF9/DSC01914.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/VLjfF912/DSC01918.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/XJpNKT7g/DSC01920.jpg https://i.pos…

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@steemonkey Dec 24, 2018, 1:34 PM UTC

Eye on the sky - 24 Dec 2018

It seems Santa will be wearing his breathing mask on his delivery round. No respite on Christmas Eve here in NW England. Early this morning the trails were long and plenty. They have continued throug…

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@steemonkey Dec 15, 2018, 12:44 PM UTC

The Party - Comedy Open Mic round 41

I'd never been to Scholes before. There were three parts of town that my parents told me to stay away from, and of those three, Scholes was probably the worst. It was late 1984 and I was thirteen yea…

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@steemonkey Dec 13, 2018, 12:42 PM UTC

Eye on the sky - 13 Dec 2018

Too much activity to keep up with today. The planes have been leaving trails since first thing this morning and have been non stop since. Here's a few of today's culprits. Frankfurt CET (UTC +01:00)…

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@steemonkey Dec 11, 2018, 3:28 PM UTC

Eye on the sky - 11 Dec 2018

After mostly cloud for the past few weeks, gaps of blue appeared this morning. Something told me they wouldn't last long and sure enough, within hours, the sky was criss crossed with more plane trail…

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@steemonkey Dec 1, 2018, 1:02 PM UTC

How Technology Can De-Skill Us

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/10/28/21/19/cartoon-2898150_960_720.png There's a road junction just around the corner from my house, which seems to have more than its fair share of accidents and…

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