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Stitchybitch

@stitchybitch

I am a needle wielding adventurer. A fouled mouthed, silly geek with a passion for true crime. Fear me, for I bring crafts. And weird shit.

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch May 21, 2019, 3:49 AM UTC

MAIL CALL! And one Hell of a Ramble.

--- #### Here's the mail, it never fails! ### It makes me want to wag my tail! ## When it comes I want to wail... # Mail!!! --- https://media.giphy.com/media/MwYhVDv48HPu8/giphy.gif Yes, I just sang…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch May 6, 2019, 6:23 AM UTC

Biscuits Down Under - The Journal of the Improvising fat Bitch.

# Many people would think that the hardest part of being in Australia is the daily struggle to stay alive and unbitten by spiders. ### But really, the hardest part is going without a southern comfort…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Apr 26, 2019, 12:02 AM UTC

The Dying Fire

Most of my life I have only been able to write When I am sad When the world is most empty and without a warm corner I would light fires with analogy Beating drums of stanzas to keep the beasts in the…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Nov 19, 2018, 2:23 PM UTC

Gettin' Stitchy Wit it, NaNa Na NaNa Na- Needlework Monday!

# I just realized that it is Needlework Monday! Just recently I dug out and dusted off some of my knitting needles. And I do mean quite literally. They were in pretty bad shape! They are still a coup…

101 upvotes 22 replies $0.18
Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Nov 17, 2018, 8:26 AM UTC

Sorry I've Been Gone... I've Been Cloud Gaming.

# Well, hello there, strangers! Thought it might be time to dust off my blog a little. It has been quite some time since I posted. About two months? Sorry for abandoning everyone. I've been about her…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Sep 11, 2018, 10:44 PM UTC

When the Towers Fell.

## Every year the pictures roll out. Captioned with "Do you remember where you were on 9/11?" and "never forget". It's always people talking about how they were at work when it happened and they rush…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Sep 6, 2018, 6:52 AM UTC

A Year Without @LauraLemons.

# I'm sitting up, and I can't really sleep. In 22 hours it will be the seventh of September. In 22 hours, it will be a year since we lost @lauralemons. Befie and Laura. It will be a whole 365 days si…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Sep 2, 2018, 12:53 AM UTC

Hell cat and Knitting- These Things do not go Together.

# Cats, man. Everyone knows that cats own everything. They own the house. They own whatever room they currently inhabit. They own you. One thing that my dad's cat is very sure that she owns is whatev…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Aug 30, 2018, 10:59 PM UTC

Wondrous Wednesday Contest- What Makes me Happy!

#### I have been in a bit of a hidey hole lately and I just saw @princessmewmew's post about having a little positivity and gratefulness on the chain. #### And you know what? #### This is an awesome…

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Stitchybitch
@stitchybitch Aug 29, 2018, 12:21 AM UTC

It's my Birthday and I'll cry if I Want to!

# Once again, that dreaded time has rolled around. I am one step closer to the grave. One more year of my very mortal existence has expired. I'm getting old. https://media.giphy.com/media/eoVusT7Pi9O…

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