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@supriya1706

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supriya1706
@supriya1706 Sep 27, 2018, 4:43 AM UTC

biggest lie

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? A. "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." source

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@supriya1706 Sep 9, 2018, 10:22 PM UTC

Reason to buy painting

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine. “I guess you decided you pref…

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@supriya1706 Sep 9, 2018, 7:53 AM UTC

Money matters

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens. "How did you do…

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@supriya1706 Sep 8, 2018, 3:58 AM UTC

My Kids Don’t Know What I Do

I’ve been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years, but my kids don’t necessarily see that as work. As we were driving past Walmart one day, my son spotted a Now Hiring sign and sugge…

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supriya1706
@supriya1706 Sep 7, 2018, 3:15 AM UTC

Sad coffe

Q: What do you call sad coffee? A: Despresso. Source

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@supriya1706 Sep 6, 2018, 5:52 AM UTC

Neck with no head

Q. I have a neck, but no head, and I wear a cap. What am I? A. A bottle!

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@supriya1706 Sep 5, 2018, 6:26 AM UTC

It doesn’t matter

“I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” Source

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@supriya1706 Sep 4, 2018, 3:21 AM UTC

cat-alogue

Q: Why don't cats like online shopping? A: They prefer a cat-alogue. Source

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@supriya1706 Sep 3, 2018, 8:03 AM UTC

More in less

Q. What five-letter word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it? A. "Short" (add +"er")! Source : More is less

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@supriya1706 Sep 2, 2018, 10:05 AM UTC

Good about Switzerland

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. Source: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/7

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