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@swenger Jun 19, 2018, 6:30 PM UTC

When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another register at the other end of the store.

https://media.giphy.com/media/DZgUVLxzMoAwg/giphy.gif source: https://media.giphy.com/media/DZgUVLxzMoAwg/giphy.gif When I'm the 12th person in line at the grocery store, and they open another regist…

24 upvotes 2 replies $0.48
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@swenger Jun 19, 2018, 11:51 AM UTC

If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.

source: https://media.giphy.com/media/DGSuAT1WjhcaY/giphy.gif If BTC can just break through this Resistance Line, it'll go to the moon.... Never mind.

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swenger
@swenger Jun 18, 2018, 7:30 PM UTC

Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business...

source: http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/vWoxF.gif Just as I finally start to get the hang of this crypto trading business, and have almost recovered my losses from the last drop...

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swenger
@swenger Jun 18, 2018, 12:11 PM UTC

When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in health insurance premiums.

https://media.giphy.com/media/DOdsiolqbxCbm/giphy.gif source: https://media.giphy.com/media/DOdsiolqbxCbm/giphy.gif When you see that your pay increase at work doesn't even cover the increase in heal…

25 upvotes 6 replies $1.10
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@swenger Jun 18, 2018, 12:28 AM UTC

When you are excited that Argentina and Brazil are both held to a tie...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/00298c44ab0af1075627bf867ed34aa9/tenor.gif?itemid=5027230 source: https://media1.tenor.com/images/00298c44ab0af1075627bf867ed34aa9/tenor.gif?itemid=5027230 When you ar…

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swenger
@swenger Jun 17, 2018, 10:21 PM UTC

Since Father's Day and Mother's Day are two big card giving days...

source: https://image.slidesharecdn.com/techcommfornurses-150805214416-lva1-app6891/95/innovation-technology-commercialization-for-nurses-43-638.jpg?cb=1438811284 Since Father's Day and Mother's Day…

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swenger
@swenger Jun 17, 2018, 11:14 AM UTC

Every rental car after I return it.

https://media.giphy.com/media/5AwCyyssOt6DE4unJh6/giphy.gif source: https://media.giphy.com/media/5AwCyyssOt6DE4unJh6/giphy.gif Every rental car after I return it.

22 upvotes 3 replies $1.13
swenger
@swenger Jun 16, 2018, 12:35 PM UTC

If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic...

source: http://www.jimmiron.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Car-Accident.jpg If a drunk driver hits a lady on her way to the abortion clinic, and she has a miscarriage, would he be charged with vehicu…

10 upvotes 4 replies $0.65
swenger
@swenger Jun 16, 2018, 11:30 AM UTC

Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.

source: https://beerwhiskeyandbrotherhood.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/dfh6.gif Filling up the beer bong for Andre the Giant.

20 upvotes 3 replies $0.57
swenger
@swenger Jun 15, 2018, 1:48 PM UTC

Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home"

source: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/5-injured-in-shooting-at-california-funeral-home-report/ar-AAyG1G7 Ripped from the headlines- "5 Injured in Shooting at California Funeral Home". All I ca…

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