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theabsolute
@theabsolute Jul 20, 2026, 5:03 AM UTC

Splinterlands is a Confusing Mess

Haven't logged in here for a while so decided to check it out. Definitely splintered compared to the simple steemmonster days. How deliberately convoluted can that thing be, yikes. Card sales, rental…

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Nov 6, 2025, 5:43 AM UTC

Test

Test

65 upvotes 0 replies $2.68
theabsolute
@theabsolute Oct 20, 2024, 11:59 PM UTC

Just Scroll With It

It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title for the Playdate handh…

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Mar 13, 2024, 11:23 PM UTC

Bathroom break

When you remember that there was a test today

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Mar 8, 2024, 2:19 AM UTC

Quick Question

When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Mar 4, 2024, 10:51 PM UTC

Stopping me from logging in

When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Feb 25, 2024, 12:12 AM UTC

Minivan Life

Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Feb 17, 2024, 5:11 PM UTC

Change of tune

Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Feb 9, 2024, 5:13 PM UTC

Ball Handling Skills

I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.

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theabsolute
@theabsolute Jan 25, 2024, 10:52 AM UTC

Incredible

When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit when you didn't do the…

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