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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 15, 2020, 8:23 PM UTC

This is how mom's be shopping these days

Can't touch anything with our hands! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhwauWXuhU Coming to a grocery store new you.

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 14, 2020, 6:18 PM UTC

I dare you not to laugh

Try not to laugh challenge, can you handle it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7BcZg-gs68 There is just something so funny about little kids and food.

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 13, 2020, 5:55 PM UTC

People always poke me at weddings and tell me I'm next

Do you know the feeling? It seems every time I go to a wedding, especially since I am still not married yet, older people poke me and tell me not to worry that I am next. Well I was thinking, I don't…

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 12, 2020, 6:32 PM UTC

You know what goes great with the Coronavirus?

Lyme Disease https://i.postimg.cc/SxX41tkH/84283463-10219350401284609-737454779600470016-n-700x534.jpg (Source: https://new-prize-now2.life/?u=dmzpte4&o=v4l84xw&cid=Q29yb25hdmlydXMgZnVuIG1lbW…

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 12, 2020, 1:18 AM UTC

Storm Troopers can be a bit selfish

Storm Troopers can be a bit selfish at times. Sometimes when you really don't want them to be. Remember, they always shoot first. https://i.postimg.cc/hjVpL72D/s-l300.jpg Now you've been warned.

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 10, 2020, 7:36 PM UTC

No squirrels were harmed with the making of this meme

It's not technically a meme as there are now words attached to the picture, but it's funny like a meme. Star Wars is just great, it's even greater when you attach it to cute cuddly animals. I assure…

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 9, 2020, 7:42 PM UTC

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, call me maybe. We all know and love that song, well we loved it at first until it got overplayed and now is a bit annoying. Now that song…

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 8, 2020, 8:45 PM UTC

When my grandpa challenges me

Sometimes he says this in his own old school way. Usually with phrases like dickens and little poop. But when he really wants to challenge me, he looks something like this. Old and wrinkly, but deep…

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 7, 2020, 7:34 PM UTC

At home, you can just let em fly

At school I feel like I could never fart. I had to make sure to hold em in at all costs. If one fart escaped and it was loud, man your social rep would be ruined for life. Forever known as the farter…

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thedogekid
@thedogekid Mar 6, 2020, 5:20 PM UTC

When you gotta go to the bathroom but don't want to fully wake up

Have you ever had to wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom, but want to do it as quickly as possible so you don't fully wake yourself up? Well, this is me in the middle of the night…

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