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thefilmcritic
@thefilmcritic Dec 1, 2019, 9:48 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: SYNCHRONIC (2019)?

(Small spoilers, be warned!) Why the fuck should you watch “Synchronic”? • You are a fan of time travel movies. • When watching “Avengers: Endgame” you were the only one in the cinema, who were chant…

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@thefilmcritic Nov 22, 2019, 8:22 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: “LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS” (1-st season)?

Why the fuck should you watch “Love, Death & Robots"? • You get bored quickly and can’t hold focus for long. • You have a cat, it’s your best (only) friend and you would do anything for it, and y…

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thefilmcritic
@thefilmcritic Nov 16, 2019, 5:01 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: FORD v FERRARI (Le Mans ‘66)

Why the fuck should you watch “Ford v Ferrari”? • You like stories based on true events in history. • You saw Ford v Ferrari in story in “Grand Tour” and thought “I wanna see that in cinemas”. Well y…

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thefilmcritic
@thefilmcritic Nov 13, 2019, 4:44 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: MIDWAY? (2019)

Why the fuck should you watch “Midway”? • You were watching “Dunkirk” last week and thought that it should have had more fight scenes with planes. • You are a history and war enthusiast. • You like b…

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thefilmcritic
@thefilmcritic Nov 11, 2019, 10:40 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: Primal (2019)?

Why the fuck should you watch “Primal”? • You think that “Sharknado” had the best CGI in the world and want to see something similar. • You love yelling: “Just shoot him, and it’s over!!” • You need…

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@thefilmcritic Nov 5, 2019, 10:15 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: I AM MOTHER (2019)

(minor spoilers) Why the fuck should you watch “I Am Mother”? • You are a mother and understand how pesky and ungrateful children can be in their teens. • You like pure science fiction movies in whic…

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thefilmcritic
@thefilmcritic Nov 3, 2019, 8:44 AM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: KILL CHAIN? (2019)

Why the fuck should you watch “Kill Chain”? • You are old enough to remember the ancient times when Nicolas Cage was in good movies, doing great acting and winning Oscars. • Between crazy Cage and no…

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@thefilmcritic Nov 2, 2019, 6:19 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: TERMINATOR: DARK FATE (2019)

(minor spoiler warning) Why the fuck should you watch “Terminator: Dark Fate”? • You are convinced that seeing the old Arnold Schwarzenegger punching bad guys is better than anything else in your lif…

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@thefilmcritic Jul 25, 2019, 4:28 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: MOONWALKERS? (2015)

Why the fuck should you watch “Moonwalkers”? • You know that landing on the Moon was all fake! • You have been in war and have PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder). This movie actually teaches how t…

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@thefilmcritic Jul 15, 2019, 12:56 PM UTC

Why the Fuck Should I Watch: THE LION KING (1994)

Why the fuck should you watch “The Lion King”? • You want to re-live your greatest childhood memories regarding to watching movies. • You like to watch kung-fu baboons. • You like them animal butts.…

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