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The Invisible Man

@theinvisibleman

Writer of funny and corny things.

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 14, 2019, 12:40 AM UTC

Jack Goff, the Goblin

Jack Goff, the Goblin A Fantasy Novel by The Invisible Man In a tent there lived a warped, moist goblin named Jack Goff. Not a tall peculiar, dirty tent, filled with dice and a wild smell, nor yet a…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 10:37 PM UTC

There's something about Iona

There's something about Iona A Hot Romance by The Invisible Man Holden Hiscock is a fat, sexy and delightful hairdresser from the city. His life is going nowhere until he meets Iona Glasscock, a grub…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 7:34 PM UTC

Ivana Hump

Ivana Hump A Psychological Novel by The Invisible Man Gripping. Brilliant. Arrogant. Harry Cox had not known love or loss until he risked loosing his smart wife Ivana Hump. His happy life is shattere…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 5:29 PM UTC

Sis, You Know When You Cooked Deeply?

Sis, You Know When You Cooked Deeply? A Drabble by The Invisible Man "Sis, what do you think of my frozen shelf?" "Er... I don't know dear." "What about my creepy leg? Some say its like an urban bear…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 2:26 PM UTC

The Cursed Sandwich

The Cursed Sandwich A Short Story by The Invisible Man Heywood Jagoblowhim was thinking about Harry Dong again. Harry was a spiteful banker with chubby toes and curvy elbows. Heywood walked over to t…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 12:23 PM UTC

Re: Unemployment - I Feel Troubled!

Re: Unemployment - I Feel Troubled! by The Invisible Man Dear Dick Weed, I am a member of the Scottish Nationalist party. I have always found your party's politics somewhat pointy and your individual…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 10:20 AM UTC

Be My Loving Partner Cox Ucker, Please!

Be My Loving Partner Cox Ucker, Please! by The Invisible Man Dear Cox Ucker, I am your number one fan! The first time I saw you, I felt proud. I could not believe an actor could be so hideous and pol…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 7:17 AM UTC

Enough With Your Dirty Chair and Blunt Fence

Enough With Your Dirty Chair and Blunt Fence by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Hoare, I have always felt frustrated living near to you. You are the most great neighbour a person could ever meet. Therefore…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 5:14 AM UTC

A Baggy Gerbil Brandishing a Pair of Clubs Ate My Homework

A Baggy Gerbil Brandishing a Pair of Clubs Ate My Homework by The Invisible Man Dear Mr Felterbush, Have I told you lately how much I love your spotty arm pits? I am writing to you to ask for an exte…

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The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman Mar 13, 2019, 2:11 AM UTC

Munching Like Two Hideous Cats

Munching Like Two Hideous Cats by The Invisible Man Dear Brooke N. Rubbers, I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart. I cherish my bedroom, where we first met. The moment I clapped…

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