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thejokester
@thejokester Jun 25, 2019, 5:50 PM UTC

How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck Before Chuck Norris Got There?

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, until Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to their trunk. https://media.giphy.com/media/njlKfJ5464jC0/giphy.gif Come again for re…

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thejokester
@thejokester May 12, 2019, 8:21 PM UTC

This Joke May Be Hard To Swallow

Tina's friends used to tell her that her jokes sucked and were in bad taste. When they finally came to see her first comedy show, she got her revenge by making sure she wasn't the only one spitting u…

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thejokester
@thejokester Feb 28, 2019, 2:23 AM UTC

Against The Normal School Of Thought

When a whale goes out of their way to give a big upvote to a minnow that's been stuck swimming in circles. https://media.giphy.com/media/bbK6pfIZJvqjVTuu4d/giphy-downsized-large.gif Follow for more r…

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thejokester
@thejokester Jan 31, 2019, 7:11 PM UTC

Never Settle

A time lapse of a girl's dating app quest to find her perfect match for sexy Instagram couple photos. https://media.giphy.com/media/AhByVfi4XTLUY/giphy.gif Follow for more really really ridiculous pu…

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thejokester
@thejokester Jan 22, 2019, 6:55 PM UTC

The Powering Up Effect

The before and after when powering up my 2.404 liquid Steem. I know what you're thinking... "Sorry, Baby, it's just not enough," but I'm pretty Confident. https://media.giphy.com/media/WuZm1mrLGiDuM/…

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thejokester
@thejokester Jan 4, 2019, 8:38 AM UTC

Not Sure How To Slice It

I'm not sure if this is the best thing since sliced bread or if it's just been a while. https://media.giphy.com/media/26n6WMbKlVZ7s23i8/giphy.gif Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

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thejokester
@thejokester Dec 30, 2018, 5:10 AM UTC

Getting Right To The Punchline

If I have to dress like a cute unicorn to get some attention around here, dog gonnit I will!! https://media0.giphy.com/media/CXB7feMcdnMUo/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c285235704475303255733e Follow for re…

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thejokester
@thejokester Dec 28, 2018, 4:23 AM UTC

Self Reflection

When people ask if I'd like to have children, my answer is usually yes, pending a clause to put them up for adoption if they turn out like this. https://media.giphy.com/media/oeT7tvvlcx5Dy/giphy.gif…

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thejokester
@thejokester Dec 25, 2018, 5:11 AM UTC

Don't Try This At Home, Kids

Make sure you do it outside, far away from adult supervision... https://media.giphy.com/media/W3nhS1QDyJO7K/giphy.gif Follow for really really ridiculously funny jokes.

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thejokester
@thejokester Dec 24, 2018, 8:19 AM UTC

Hoe Hoe Hoe

Unsurprisingly, the prostitute was able to identify who tried to pay for her to sit on their lap on Christmas Eve... ...all of them. https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPOq9f41iFBRTFJkI/giphy.gif Follow…

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