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Theresa May

@theresa.may

British Prime Minister

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Theresa May
@theresa.may Mar 28, 2019, 12:34 AM UTC

Haha, I fucked the whole damn lot of you and none of you saw it coming!

Pay attention you worthless plebs, I've something important to say. For the last two and a half years, you've all been my bitches, and hardly any of you stupid, unwashed lot realised it did you? Back…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may Jan 5, 2019, 12:45 PM UTC

Dark Overlord - Bunch of fucking useless dick-rubbers.

Nobody will give a fuck about you in a weeks time you useless wankers, but the good news is you're a great distraction for all the mewling lefties So @thedarkoverlord is here on Steem. Well, whoopie…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may Dec 13, 2018, 9:09 PM UTC

Haha. Fuck all you plebby cunts. I'm still here....

I'm just dancing my sweet bony ass off. None of you had a fucking clue did you...? It's been a little while since I had the time to write any of my thoughts down here. I mean, it's been non-fucking s…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may May 19, 2018, 12:29 PM UTC

I love a royal wedding: it presents so many opportunities to screw the country over!

More fun than opening a can of AIDS and smearing it over your plebby arses before ramming it home with a 14 inch strap-on! Lowborn of Britain, take a moment from tilling your fields to marvel at the…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may May 4, 2018, 5:39 PM UTC

Election result: British public continue to prove they love to take it roughly from behind !!!

People of the UK, thank you for delivering me a mandate to continue to rape you until your arses bleed Attention plebs. You're bit of democracy is now over. I hope you enjoyed it. For me, the biggest…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may May 3, 2018, 12:28 AM UTC

I'm proud to announce my latest government initiative: On the spot fines for the terminally ill.

They're a proper fucking drain on the country, let's deal with this retarded shit once and for all. Wake up plebs. I've something to say! Now, I don't know about you, but i'm fucking sick to the back…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may May 2, 2018, 12:53 AM UTC

New UK legislation: Child Protective Services to put every single child in state care!

Parents clearly the wrong people to be raising families. Let my government do it for you! Nobody can prepare themselves for the hell that is parenting, and if you've actually squeezed out one of thos…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may Apr 29, 2018, 8:46 PM UTC

Dear @sweetsssj, will you please come and visit the United Kingdom? I guarantee, you will never leave!

And I really need a new home secretary now Mrs fucking stupidtits Amber Rudd has resigned...could that be you? Dearest @sweetsssj, I am in awe. Not only are you incredibly beautiful, with your size 0…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may Apr 28, 2018, 1:52 AM UTC

I'm proud to announce my candidacy to stand as Witness!

Manifesto pledges include using half the proceeds to downvote @jerrybanfield. Right plebs, pay attention. I've seen some shit political campaigns in my time, but you lot couldn't organise getting a f…

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Theresa May
@theresa.may Apr 27, 2018, 10:57 PM UTC

As Prime minister I'm pleased to announce the name of the next little Royal bastard: Prince Louis!

This little cunt is going to cost you lot a fucking fortune, so stop slacking plebs My government is delighted to announce a new senior member of the Royal Family. Subjects, I present to you the late…

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