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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 24, 2018, 11:19 AM UTC

Caught in a tornado

Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado that hits a state funeral they're all attending and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. “Wha…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 23, 2018, 9:53 AM UTC

An Arab

An Arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in g…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 22, 2018, 10:31 AM UTC

A magician and a parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one prob…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 21, 2018, 11:49 AM UTC

Love & Marriage

Here is a joke about the first three years of marriage. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year of marriage, the woman speaks and the man listens. In t…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 20, 2018, 9:50 AM UTC

Looking for a wife

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?" Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I ha…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 19, 2018, 2:39 PM UTC

Trash Into Power

Sweden has always been ahead of its neighbors when it comes to reducing its environmental impact. To make power, the country does something unique: it turns trash into power on a national scale using…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 19, 2018, 9:20 AM UTC

Two Russians

One Russian asks the other. "If you had two cars, would you give me one?" The other one replies "Of course". The first one asks again "If you had two horses, would you give me one?" The other one rep…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 18, 2018, 10:47 AM UTC

Like your thinking

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' She calls on little MARK. He replies, 'None , they will all fly away with the fir…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 17, 2018, 3:20 PM UTC

Working Very Hard

A martial arts student went to his teacher and said earnestly, “I am devoted to studying your martial system. How long will it take me to master it.” The teacher's reply was casual, “Ten years.” Impa…

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tomo15
@tomo15 Feb 16, 2018, 9:01 PM UTC

LOVE

Love does not rejoice in injustice, but rejoices in the truth. Everything covers, everyone believes, everything is hoping, everything suffers. Love never stops.

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