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Mike

@toxdocx

Emergency and soon to be poisons professional trying to make it in a crypto world.

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Mike
@toxdocx Apr 11, 2018, 11:20 PM UTC

Joke of the day

Hot off the presses. Q: What do you call it when the intern forgets to clamp the bloody chest tube? A: Hemofloorax You are supposed to clamp the end of the chest tube before putting it in because if…

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Mike
@toxdocx Apr 3, 2018, 9:43 PM UTC

Joke of the day

I was getting tired while reading the tylenol overdose chapter so I took a NAPQI. Explanation: NAPQI is the toxic metabolite that forms in tylenol overdoses. It is treated with N-acetyl Cysteine in o…

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Mike
@toxdocx Apr 1, 2018, 9:40 PM UTC

Joke of the day

Q:How did the cantaloupe feel with his crampy abdominal pain? A: Melon-colic

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 27, 2018, 1:22 AM UTC

Joke of the day

Q: What do you call a weiner dog that rides a bicycle? A: Doxycycline

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 23, 2018, 7:37 PM UTC

Joke of the day

What does a stoner use to light his bong? A high-lighter

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 18, 2018, 11:47 PM UTC

Joke of the day

q: What does aquaman use to treat his diabetes? Answer? Leave a comment below

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 16, 2018, 2:11 AM UTC

Fiat

I thought it was called fiat currency because it's what you invest to get your lambo

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 15, 2018, 8:01 PM UTC

See if you can guess the answer!

Q: What is the expected finding on the green goblin's EKG? A: Leave your answer below!

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 13, 2018, 4:13 AM UTC

Is that really an allergy?

I see this all the time. I can't have that antibiotic because I'm allergic. I'm allergic to tylenol but I can have percocet (tylenol/oxycodone). I spend so much time educating people about their "all…

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Mike
@toxdocx Mar 10, 2018, 5:27 AM UTC

Joke of the day

Fresh off the brain presses. Q: What do you call a roofer's painful skin condition? A: Shingles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingles

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