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@traf

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traf
@traf Aug 20, 2019, 11:51 AM UTC

Found

When you realize how nasty she is after finding her dildo https://media.giphy.com/media/eW5b7p4OQAwpi/giphy.gif Gif from giphy

40 upvotes 1 downvotes 54 replies $2.96
traf
@traf Aug 20, 2019, 6:15 AM UTC

Checking It Out

When a whale comes to check out your post https://media.giphy.com/media/Ynx9CV7G7uYWpEZU2s/giphy.gif gif from giphy

55 upvotes 1 downvotes 22 replies $2.98
traf
@traf Aug 20, 2019, 2:53 AM UTC

Takeaway

When you can't finish your meal and ask for a doggie bag https://media.giphy.com/media/zkcXND5kY4POU/giphy.gif gif from giphy

64 upvotes 1 downvotes 7 replies $2.98
traf
@traf Aug 20, 2019, 1:07 AM UTC

No More Kings

When you feel like trying out a democracy instead https://media.giphy.com/media/koUtwnvA3TY7C/giphy.gif gif from giphy

56 upvotes 1 downvotes 7 replies $3.00
traf
@traf Aug 19, 2019, 7:30 AM UTC

Just the Tip

The reception you receive when you tip well at the local brothel https://media.giphy.com/media/TFNjuwmkAYXFqTxTNo/giphy.gif gif from giphy

58 upvotes 1 downvotes 12 replies $3.03
traf
@traf Aug 19, 2019, 4:43 AM UTC

Soap Drop Man

Great premise for a new horror movie villain https://media.giphy.com/media/QJK9T76qoUPba/giphy.gif Gif from giphy

63 upvotes 1 downvotes 7 replies $3.02
traf
@traf Aug 19, 2019, 2:02 AM UTC

Shh

Me coming back home late from work because I was with the secretary trying not to wake up the wife https://media.giphy.com/media/1eEH72j9Cd0VEFosRf/giphy.gif gif from giphy

59 upvotes 1 downvotes 8 replies $3.00
traf
@traf Aug 18, 2019, 8:34 AM UTC

Immovable

when your implants are so large your tits can't move https://media.giphy.com/media/TGj5t8bo9Enzq/giphy.gif gif from giphy

45 upvotes 1 downvotes 8 replies $3.02
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@traf Aug 18, 2019, 4:30 AM UTC

Hasselhoff

When your career has taken off but you have no idea why http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/jAF3mI0ja5hUk/giphy.gif gif from giphy

67 upvotes 1 downvotes 9 replies $3.02
traf
@traf Aug 18, 2019, 2:26 AM UTC

Huh?

Every time the teacher asks you a question in class https://media.giphy.com/media/9CPfxxp6W49CE/giphy.gif gif from giphy

72 upvotes 1 downvotes 9 replies $3.02