Uncle Neil

you are in love with your suffering

I spent time with family yesterday and my nephew, named neil after me, is miserable. I deleted him from my instagram because he always posts sad pictures of himself in very beautiful places with beau…

Did the DNC rig the primaries?

reports politico -- I am sad and surprised that you are surprised. I told you for days and you called me a socialist crazy bernie bro and i kept my mouth shut out of respect to your freedom of speech…

i wish my relatives would stop asking me to get married and have kids

it comes up every-time i hang out with my relatives now, hi how are you how many kids do you have oh excuse me let me get my face out of your balls. it's ok dogs sniff each others butts too, but they…

can someone explain to me what this means?

someone said a lie can't outrun the truth

and i thought hey stacey, what is the matter with you. Let the boy finish the damn sentence before she went on to describe his costume. she said she spent a lot of time on it, well that is very nice…

divorcing my family

I have decided it is time to divorce my relatives. --- I am sorry auntie Ghallenda, but I am not responsible for spending time with your stupid daughter just because you fucked your stupid husband 40…

this is how Thanksgiving at my family's house feels like

which is why I am now mainly the vegetarian on the left, and mainly don't like to hang out with my family anymore. except that cat on top. I want her perspective. that's a VR game I would play. Kitty…

introduction

hello, I am Neil. the weird uncle that his relatives slowly stop talking to. during my last visit to one of my cousin's homes. she grabbed my hand and asked me to stop talking in front of the childre…