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Poems, jokes, and articles of a somewhat intellectual nature

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@unimportant Dec 1, 2017, 1:31 PM UTC

#Statistics: Did you know?

Statistics is omnipresent. We use it incessantly, wether we know it or not. Every assessment in modern civil society is little more than a display of different data made by various analysts. If you w…

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@unimportant Jun 27, 2017, 12:28 PM UTC

#Tourism: "Trolltunga", The Troll's Tongue

These are tourists visiting Trolltunga Rock, which in English would be something like "The Troll's Tongue". The site lies in the western part of Norway. This summer around 150,000 tourists are expect…

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@unimportant Jun 26, 2017, 11:47 PM UTC

#6 Joke of the day: Want to hear a word I just made up?

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/27l0tk/whats_the_download_a_car_joke/ Plagiarism (Yes, I do realize the irony of citing the source of the picture, when the joke is that I have…

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@unimportant Jun 26, 2017, 12:59 PM UTC

#Poem: Steemit, you clever bastard!

(Picture from steemit.com) I've been having a lot of feelings about this lately, and what better way to express them than with a poem: Steemit, you clever bastard! Have you heard of this website? Tru…

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@unimportant Jun 24, 2017, 2:05 PM UTC

#BirthdayTip: What I will do for my girlfriend on her birthday

I have been thinking about what I will do for my girlfriend on her birthday, and I think I've found something pretty great. I will hand her a card with these words on it: Creds:https://no.pinterest.c…

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@unimportant Jun 23, 2017, 5:54 PM UTC

#5 Joke of the day: When Hitler invaded the USSR, why didn't the USSR counter-attack right away?

Because their leader was Stalin!

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@unimportant Jun 23, 2017, 1:08 AM UTC

#4 Joke of the day: Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side!

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@unimportant Jun 23, 2017, 12:33 AM UTC

For God's sake, take a pause!

I sit here writing because it is first now, when I am staring at a never-moving upvote symbol, that thoughts strike me. For the first time all day I feel as if I am actually thinking. Today has been…

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@unimportant Jun 22, 2017, 11:14 PM UTC

Top 4 thing we all believed when we were young and stupid

This is a comprehensive list of the top 4 things we all believed when we were young and stupid: 1. The Tooth Fairy Remember when you though your parents would let some stranger give you money for wha…

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@unimportant Jun 22, 2017, 9:19 PM UTC

My introduction. Hello, amazing world!

You better introduce yourself before you lose yourself. When I first joined Steemit a couple days ago, I sort of jumped the gun. I started writing posts immediately, without giving people a chance to…

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