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Wrong John

@wrongjohn

Professional writer. Casual poet. Secret YouTuber.

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Mar 14, 2018, 7:43 PM UTC

Tea and biscuits

Image: pixabay I stuff you in the hole Until you're truly dripping wet Then I suck your soaking flesh It's all the action that I get

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Mar 4, 2018, 7:22 PM UTC

How to Drive the Perfect Getaway

Barry the Bank Robber is back, with his friend Theodore Thug, and he is showing you how to drive the perfect getaway. Barry and Theo also reveal their favourite driving anthem. https://youtu.be/idsCQ…

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Feb 19, 2018, 9:44 PM UTC

A day in the life of Barry the Bank Robber

Have you ever wondered what bank robbers get up to on their days off? Barry is here to answer that very question! https://youtu.be/5fev3UVyI4U Created by Steemit's very own @wrongjohn and @artonmysle…

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Feb 11, 2018, 10:35 PM UTC

Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am

To: Literal Steve From: Michael Subject: Could you please confirm your deadline by 10:30am Hi Stephen How close are you to setting the deadline for the other project? I need to you to pull your finge…

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Feb 11, 2018, 5:26 PM UTC

My Cardboard Fort

Made this with my son today. A good way to spend a Sunday.

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Dec 29, 2017, 12:31 PM UTC

Don’t let those tomato eyes fool you (a winter poem)

T-Eye is my snowman. He isn’t very tall He barely reaches past my knee. He has no mouth at all. His eyes are small tomatoes. His nose is made of pepper. His arms are made of rotten twigs You’d think…

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Dec 25, 2017, 11:43 PM UTC

‘Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas And all was a mess Poor mum was still crying While dad wore her dress

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Dec 24, 2017, 10:51 PM UTC

Santa is coming

@artonmysleeve

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Dec 18, 2017, 7:39 PM UTC

I am your drug

Why did you leave me? What did I do wrong? I make you feel safe, and I make you feel strong. I fill you with warmth when you’re feeling in tatters. I snake through your veins until nothing else matte…

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Wrong John
@wrongjohn Oct 30, 2017, 10:11 PM UTC

The Island, Final Episode (Full Story Included)

I'm sorry to say that the random number generator picked the winning suggestion as fatal. Doh! Here's the full story from start to finish! You lie upon the burning sand An empty bottle in your hand Y…

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