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@yosaryan Jun 21, 2018, 7:32 AM UTC

Joke of the day 21 June 2018

Why do people never eat clocks? Because it’s really time consuming. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

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@yosaryan Jun 20, 2018, 6:26 AM UTC

Joke of the day 20 June 2018

A question on an internet forum: Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes. A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers…

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@yosaryan Jun 19, 2018, 8:51 AM UTC

Joke of the day 19 June 2018

When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's mak…

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@yosaryan Jun 18, 2018, 8:50 AM UTC

Joke of the day 18 June 2018

Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

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@yosaryan Jun 17, 2018, 8:26 AM UTC

Cherry season

Finally, it's here. The cherry season. It's this time of the year when the cherries a ripe, sweet and full of flavour. They are beneficial for the health because they contain : - melatonin (provides…

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@yosaryan Jun 17, 2018, 7:47 AM UTC

Joke of the day 17 June 2018

Multitask – mess up more things at once! Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

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@yosaryan Jun 16, 2018, 6:42 AM UTC

Joke of the day 16 June 2018

Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be eaten more than once. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

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@yosaryan Jun 15, 2018, 6:40 AM UTC

Joke of the day 15 June 2018

College is really just kidnapping done backwards. If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --&g…

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@yosaryan Jun 14, 2018, 7:49 AM UTC

Joke of the day 14 June 2018

I dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again. Love has zero meaning to them. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

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@yosaryan Jun 13, 2018, 6:17 AM UTC

Joke of the day 13 June 2018

Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie? Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!

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